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Martyrs' Heaven might not be all it's thought to be - Old article but good.
Taipei Times ^
| Aug 06, 2004
| NicholasKristof
Posted on 06/12/2006 6:47:12 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
"Muslim martyrs will go to paradise and marry 72 black-eyed virgins."
And I'm sure that someone at CNN will blame the Marines for giving them the black eyes.
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:49:35 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
If a CNN journo had seen Christ walk on the waters, the headline would have read, "Self-proclaimed Messiah can't swim."
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:51:48 AM PDT
by
Clioman
To: GeorgiaDawg32
"The results are explosive..."
Did they have to use that word???
To: GeorgiaDawg32
The Koran is beautifully written...According to whom?
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:53:30 AM PDT
by
meandog
(If I were to draw the odious Islamic prophet Muhammad, he would have horns, a tail, and a pitchfork!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I never understood the attraction to 72 virgins.
After all, where are you going to be after three months?
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:53:36 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
sex in paradise is pretty much continual What, no movies?
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:54:40 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: All
Oh please SouthPark makes more sense than this.
If sex isn't the issue with the 72 virgins - who will prove they are???
To: Izzy Dunne
I'd rather say "What, No Whining?"
Being around 72 women for all of eternity is a tough row to how. Being around one is hard enough, but 72? How is that pleasurable?
To: Izzy Dunne
"I never understood the attraction to 72 virgins."
The 72 virgins never bothered me, it was the thought of the 72 MOTHER IN LAWS!
To: Izzy Dunne
Asleep with an enormous grin on your face?
To: GeorgiaDawg32
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posted on
06/12/2006 6:58:38 AM PDT
by
TomServo
To: Izzy Dunne
After all, where are you going to be after three months?The 72 virgins, which are houris (spirit creatures the rough equivalent of angels), not human women, have the convenient ability (given apparent Muslim preferences) to "revirginate" themselves after every episode.
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:04:02 AM PDT
by
Restorer
To: GeorgiaDawg32; All
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:05:36 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: TomServo
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:06:57 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Always remember: whenever saying anything even slightly embarassing to islam, don't forget to include the required christianity = islam disclaimer.
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:07:34 AM PDT
by
ecomcon
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
That is, bar none, the funniest thing I've ever read on FR. And we have a lot of witty ones among us. Kudos!
To: dighton
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:15:12 AM PDT
by
TomServo
To: SShultz460
The women don't get whine - remember Muzzies can beat their women... rod to be no thicker than their thumb.
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posted on
06/12/2006 7:21:01 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(If you want to be a martyr, we want to martyr you.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
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