Posted on 06/07/2006 12:29:23 PM PDT by petercooper
Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., center, speaks to Rep. Sam Farr, D-Calif., left, during the House Appropriations Committee meeting on Capitol Hill, Tuesday, June 6, 2006, in Washington. Kennedy, the Rhode Island Democrat can expect the scrutiny to hit new levels as he seeks to put his personal life and political career back on track after crashing his car and spending nearly a month in drug treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Seated at the back is Rep. John Murtha, D-Penn. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
If his last name were Smith, he couldn't get a job managing a 7/11.
So Sam, can you still get that Humboldt Gold?
Ted is his father.
That family is only slightly less disgusting and disgraceful than the New England Yankees that keep voting for them.
I think it has something to do with being a democrat...IIRC, Clinton had a bend to the left too...only it wasn't his nose...:)
Thanks ... I have trouble keeping those slugs straight ... almost as much trouble as they have staying sober.
"When does happy hour start?"
"Got any X to go with that? How about some rum?"
2) Sometimes I wish I had some work to do.
3) Ya know, work is overrated, and besides, I don't need to do it. I'm a Kennedy, ya know.
"Excuse me Madam, do you know where I can purchase a neck brace?"
If you can guess the collective I.Q. of these three dimorats you will win the following prizes:
1 A tour conducted by Teddy Kennedy of the beaches of Massachusetts & Martha's Island (bring your swim wear for this "ride of your life!"
2 Dinner & a movie with Barney Frank (don't order popcorn)
3 Diving for dollars with William Jefferson (button up as this goes into the freezer)
4 Cosmetic surgery with Nancy Pelosi (get that "deer in the headlights" look just like our leader has.
5. Front row seats to the fights with Harry! Harry Reid takes on Joe Biden in a hair-pullin', chest beating fight in Las Vegas! Fun for the whole family.(no crying allowed in this one!)
6.An evening with Hillary. She will teach you how to turn $1000 into $100,000 in beef futures. Also will throw in free lessons on how to "lose" important legal papers. If time permits, check up on your neighbors wth Hillary's stolen FBI files. What fun you will have. (you must furnish your own bodyguard though!)
Good luck!!
"So I hit on this chick that was wired on Ambien."
"I said, baby come back to Rhode Island with me and you can get all the Ambien you want."
"I can't wait to tell dad about all the chicks I got to meet in rehab, he'll be so proud of me."
Not gonna go there.... nope........ nuh unh...... ;-)
"Deer Park, that's good Vodka!"
Is it just me or is he beginning to look like a chia pet?
You said Ted?
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