Miss Chechnya Beauty Contest

dkbnews ^ | 05/28/06

[TigerLikesRooster]

Miss Chechnya Beauty Contest

The Winner: Vigrala Zamira Dyabrailova

[sgtbono2002]

Her face is beautiful, but where are the pictures of the swimsuit event?

[TigerLikesRooster]

Re #2

There wasn't one. Chechnya is a Muslim country. Certain things invites throat-slitting, beheading, and bombings.

[Past Your Eyes]

Maybe she was the one who had all her teeth.

[billorites]

There she is, Miss Chechnya
There she is, your ideal
With so many beauties she took the town by storm
With her all-Chechnyan face and form

[billorites]

"World peace" is my number one desire for mankind.
Oh, and "death to the infidel dogs" too. That's number two.

[sgtbono2002]

I am worried about the girl in red who spun around and showed her ankles. She was probably beheaded next day. After the customary rape to prove what a slut she was.

[Darkwolf377]

The judges based their votes on talent, poise, and how well she looked when completely covered head to toe.

[Darkwolf377]

"Question for our first contestant: How would you achieve world peace?"

"By putting the heads of all yankee imperialist dogs on pikes. Also, by spreading literacy."

[edpc]

One of the prizes:

An arranged marriage to a beaut like this was the grand prize:

[Westlander]

Foreplay will be interesting with those hooks of his.

[zeebee]

y'all are bad.

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Maybe she was the one who had all her teeth.

Come on now - those all look like attractive women - from what we can see. Realizing this is a muslim country we're talking about - it's nice to see some modesty. It would be interesting if we had a beauty pageant based on something other than plunging neck lines and swim suits. Or maybe we're too busy between leering at the latest nip slips and hollaring about how wicked Hollywood has become to notice that a woman can be beautiful without exposing all but what is usually covered in underwear?

[badpacifist]

Showing ankles like that .....gasp!

[rustyncrusty]

Amen

Besides, the thought of swimsuit and hairy ampits....

RnC

[BobS]

They look nice. Will they crawl up the wall and over the ceiling when you do something that makes them angry?

[Allegra]

I am worried about the girl in red who spun around and showed her ankles. She was probably beheaded next day.

It appears that the photographer already beheaded her...in mid-spin.

[CarrotAndStick]

Come on now - those all look like attractive women - from what we can see. Realizing this is a muslim country we're talking about - it's nice to see some modesty. It would be interesting if we had a beauty pageant based on something other than plunging neck lines and swim suits. Or maybe we're too busy between leering at the latest nip slips and hollaring about how wicked Hollywood has become to notice that a woman can be beautiful without exposing all but what is usually covered in underwear?

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You bet.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Chechen women, being Caucasian and not Arab, are traditionally very beautiful. In short, they've got really good genes despite their religion. The Ottoman Sultans generally kept their harems full of them on account of their beauty.