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Memorial Day Weekend Warning: Women are turned off by barbecue smoke
Men's Journal ^ | 5/27/06

Posted on 05/27/2006 1:30:37 PM PDT by Paddlefish

Things You Didn't Know About Your Body The world's most amazing, practical, and powerful health tips for men.

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To get your partner in the mood, turn down the Barry White and feed her Good & Plenty. In a study by noted Chicago smell researcher Dr. Alan Hirsch, women exposed to the scent of licorice experienced a 13 percent increase in vaginal blood flow. That compares to a 14 percent reduction from the scent of barbecue smoke.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: entertainment; genderwars; goodnplenty; humor; sex
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

LOL! If you didn't I was!


21 posted on 05/27/2006 1:45:22 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (If your ship hasn't come in it's probably because the Captain is drunk.)
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To: Paddlefish

As someone from the female persuasion I can authoritatively say that this chick hates licorice- the taste, the smell, the look of it--- but ooooooooooh man--- the smell of something cooking on the grill....whoa yeah!! Better yet...when hubby is cooking something on the grill!!! The article is full of it....IMO


22 posted on 05/27/2006 1:46:36 PM PDT by leenie312
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Girls Gone BBQ?


23 posted on 05/27/2006 1:49:11 PM PDT by kenth
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To: Petronski
If Helen Thomas ever wants to have sex again, she better eat a whole sh!tload of Good and Plenty

No, she would need to buy a whole lot of Jaegermeister for the other person. A whole lot! But then, the Du'ers love her, and they certainly don't look at things in a rational way, so you never know.

24 posted on 05/27/2006 1:49:16 PM PDT by Paddlefish ("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
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To: Paddlefish
author of Dr. Hirsch's Guide to Scentsational Weight Loss and Dr. Hirsch's Guide to Scentsational Sex.

principal expertise is in respect of odour and weight loss and odour and sexual performance

Testimony of Dr. Alan Hirsch on Physical and Psychological Impacts of Air Pollution from Pulp Mills

25 posted on 05/27/2006 1:50:39 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: kenth

yep


26 posted on 05/27/2006 1:51:28 PM PDT by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis. American gals are worth fighting for!")
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To: don-o
Do we really need this here?

Well, my intent was to provide a little weekend lightheardedness. I'm sorry if you're offended.

27 posted on 05/27/2006 1:53:33 PM PDT by Paddlefish ("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
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To: Paddlefish

Hirsch has developed numerous techniques to suppress appetite and cause weight loss using scents such as apple (preferably green apple), banana, vanilla, and peppermint oil or menthol oil. Based on his research, smelling these scents three times daily in each nostril will help to curb your appetite. This is the basic science that was used to develop the innovative weightloss aromatherapy patch called the "Aroma Patch®". The AromaPatch® is NOT a transdermal patch. It works by using the important principles discovered by Dr. Hirsch.


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28 posted on 05/27/2006 1:53:46 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Paddlefish

ARLINGTON

by Trace Adkins

I never thought that this is where I'd settle down.
I thought I'd die an old man back in my hometown.
They gave me this plot of land,
Me and some other men, for a job well done.

There's a big White House sits on a hill just up the road.
The man inside, he cried the day they brought me home.
They folded up a flag and told my Mom and Dad:
"We're proud of your son."

And I'm proud to be on this peaceful piece of property.
I'm on sacred ground and I'm in the best of company.
I'm thankful for those thankful for the things I've done.
I can rest in peace;
I'm one of the chosen ones:
I made it to Arlington.

I remember Daddy brought me here when I was eight.
We searched all day to find out where my grand-dad lay.
And when we finally found that cross,
He said: "Son, this is what it cost to keep us free."

Now here I am, a thousand stones away from him.
He recognized me on the first day I came in.
And it gave me a chill when he clicked his heels,
And saluted me.

And I'm proud to be on this peaceful piece of property.
I'm on sacred ground and I'm in the best of company.
I'm thankful for those thankful for the things I've done.
I can rest in peace;
I'm one of the chosen ones:
I made it to Arlington.

And everytime I hear twenty-one guns,
I know they brought another hero home to us.

And I'm proud to be on this peaceful piece of property.
I'm on sacred ground and I'm in the best of company.
We're thankful for those thankful for the things we've done.
We can rest in peace;
'Cause we are the chosen ones:
We made it to Arlington.

Yeah, dust to dust, don't cry for us:
We made it to Arlington.


30 posted on 05/27/2006 1:55:37 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2
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To: Paddlefish

LOL. "lightheartedness". Still not a great word, if it's a word at all. But I need to go out and finish barbecuing and obviously finishing a beer or two. ;-}


32 posted on 05/27/2006 1:56:09 PM PDT by Paddlefish ("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
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To: tet68

got ouzo?


the new date question.


33 posted on 05/27/2006 1:56:11 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Paddlefish
Here's what I do to attract women to may barbecues:


34 posted on 05/27/2006 1:57:30 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: GraniteStateConservative

This guy's a chick magnet apparently

35 posted on 05/27/2006 1:59:14 PM PDT by billorites (posting the articles that native born Americans won't post)
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To: Paddlefish

This article doesn't bother me. I regularly barbecue licorice. The ladies love it!!!


36 posted on 05/27/2006 1:59:56 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: kcvl
I'm sorry, but this so-called Doctor is the epitome of the traditional medical reference term known as "Quack", IMO.
37 posted on 05/27/2006 2:00:03 PM PDT by Pox
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To: billorites
Maybe the women in the study told the scientist they preferred "Good and Plenty". The nerdy doctors thought they were talking about candy.
38 posted on 05/27/2006 2:03:40 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
OMG! I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!
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39 posted on 05/27/2006 2:11:50 PM PDT by mugs99 (Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.)
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To: Paddlefish
Women are turned off by barbecue smoke

Perhaps there is a reason that even licorice can't correct.


Barbecue Season

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine:

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN

More routine ...

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women ...

40 posted on 05/27/2006 2:16:35 PM PDT by MosesKnows
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