[Alberta's Child]

If you think this is a huge problem, then you would have hated to live in my neighborhood when I was a kid.

Seriously . . . if you know who these kids are, your best bet might be to confront them in the right way. Detonate an explosive device in the neighborhood far more devastating than theirs, and tell them that you'll give them instructions on how to make it as long as they agree to take their act somewhere else.

[Wolfie]

....and tell them that you'll give them instructions on how to make it as long as they agree to take their act somewhere else.

Only if your umbrella liability insurance is paid up, of course.

[54-46 Was My Number]

Seriously . . . if you know who these kids are, your best bet might be to confront them in the right way. Detonate an explosive device in the neighborhood far more devastating than theirs, and tell them that you'll give them instructions on how to make it as long as they agree to take their act somewhere else.

I like the way you think.

[zeugma]

Detonate an explosive device in the neighborhood far more devastating than theirs, and tell them that you'll give them instructions on how to make it as long as they agree to take their act somewhere else.

Love it.