Until the Burger King meets the guillotine I'll never eat there again.
Where is a Robespierre when you really need him.
Posted on 05/23/2006 7:27:22 PM PDT by dighton
Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Jesse Macbeth
Iraq War Veterans Against Google
Breakfast Shift Associate, Wendys of Tacoma
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As a decorated combat veteran of Bush's Iraq misadventure, I am all too familiar with the saying "the first casualty of war is truth." Because this administration sold us a war of empire on a double stack combo of lies, biggie sized them, and served them up with extra mustard. And I was there to see it, man.
My story starts in 2001. I was a sophomore at Mayfield High, a star athlete who was captain of the basketball, football, and track teams, and had singlehandly scored 200 home runs in one memorable wrestling meet against the Riverdale Archies. Obviously, this made me irresistable to girls, and I easily bagged the entire pom squad after winning my 4th straight state debate championship. No s**t dude, I totally taped the whole thing, but I left it in the VCR and my stupid mom recorded it over with an episode of Wheel of Fortune.
While my incredible athletic and sexual prowess earned me accolades on the field and in the sack, it also earned me many enemies in the halls of Mayfield High. An upperclassmen named Dawson became enraged after learning I completely wanged his girlfriend Stacey, who went into a jealous fit after she found out I also wanged her totally hot mom. Then I learned a senior named Bueller had sworn his revenge on me because I smoked his Ferrari with my 600 horsepower VTEC Civic, which does 180 mph in the quarter, easy.
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Laughter is the best medicine..
Wait a minute, digton is a troll?
Can I take back my reply #18?
There’s a briefcase of twenties if you don’t tell no one.
Whoa - I had my doubts, but with genuine combat sequences like this I guess I was wrong. What a hero!
Sorry. Number 18 is now on your Permanent Record.
Troll lover!
Only if you're clear.
Those turkeys opened up a "church" storefront about 2-3 miles from here. I'm amazed at all the cars that show up out front.
Oh my God what a loser. I mean L O S E R.
Chr!st.
The 'hawk at his best!
I want more than twenties if you don't want me to turn this into an immigration thread.
Nothin' like the Class of 1998; this place don't even seem like home no more.
What the...hey, these are pesos!
Aren't they funny? They do not seem to be too smart for some reason.
I was sipping a brew at the time and some of it almost came out my nose from laughing.
I immediately pictured Ben Stein in the classroom droning "Bueller........Bueller...."
Fortunately no beer was wasted in this episode.
Until the Burger King meets the guillotine I'll never eat there again.
Where is a Robespierre when you really need him.
I took one look at Jesse's skinny neck and new he wasn't a "special forces" anything!
"Fake Ranger Jesse Adam MacBeth Was Born Jesse Adam Al-Zaid"
MacBeth was not his given name?
Odd to choose MacBeth to say the least.
Well JeanS was here, And your here. Thats cool. How about starting a class of 98 thread and label it "Class of 98 posters only". All other posters will be banned! LOL
Hilarious! Laughing so hard I can hardly type this!
The Burger King guy is just plain creepy.
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