I was sipping a brew at the time and some of it almost came out my nose from laughing.
I immediately pictured Ben Stein in the classroom droning "Bueller........Bueller...."
Fortunately no beer was wasted in this episode.
Sing praises to the Beer Gods for THAT!
I wish I could have said the same about my glass of water when I read this gem!
That day the Fort had a surprise visitor: Condoleezza Rice. She was in Texas to help Halliburton plan the Iraq invasion at Bush's nearby ranch, and had decided to check out the "fresh meat" at camp. As I waded through the muck, I heard her voice ring out - "him... him... oooo, definitely him." I looked up and saw Rice pointing at me, her eyes hungrily caressing my camos. She had personally selected me for Advanced SpecOps Ranger Superkiller training at King's Island Ohio, and a number of other 'duties' which you can read about in next month's Penthouse Forum.