Faux Ranger MacBeth: "I'm Proud Of My Battle Buddies"

1 posted on 05/23/2006 9:32:56 AM PDT by Sam Hill

To: Howlin; Deb; kcvl; Mo1; Enchante; nopardons; veronica; KJC1; stocksthatgoup; mewzilla; backhoe; ...

More on this lunatic.

2 posted on 05/23/2006 9:34:19 AM PDT by Sam Hill

We would go into people’s houses and plow down entire families. We would interrogate people. If we didn’t like the answers that they gave, then we would kill the youngest child. If they gave more answers that we didn’t like, then we’d move on to the rest of the family. They could’ve been innocent people.

This guy fights from his couch for the nation of Tarantinovia.

3 posted on 05/23/2006 9:35:26 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

How did you become a Special Forces Ranger?

"I got to be a super-duper combat Ranger after I played a video game and this guy in a cool car came up to me and said I was a good killer, so I should go with him and I was like, what the hell?, so I went with him and now I'm a badass dood."

4 posted on 05/23/2006 9:38:06 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)

When I was growing up, everyone thought I’d be a criminal, but they were wrong. I’m gonna be one of the leaders of the revolution.

Oh ho, and THEY were right after all!

5 posted on 05/23/2006 9:38:21 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)

I grew up on the streets. I got into trouble for fighting. The same judge that I’d been dealing with my whole life told me that I wouldn’t have to do adult time if I signed up for the military immediately. Sometimes I kinda wish I went to jail instead.

Then he left his wife in Baltimore, Jack and went out for a ride and never came back.

6 posted on 05/23/2006 9:39:36 AM PDT by Tribune7

The damage this traitor has done to America cannot be undone. The truth will not stop the rumor that will propagate this fiction into urban legend. A very public trial on sedition followed by a very public apology would go a long way.

Can we execute a citizens arrest on this creature for sedition?

7 posted on 05/23/2006 9:41:24 AM PDT by Ben Mugged (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.)

To: Future Snake Eater

A Job Americans Won't Do, Even at $34 an Hour
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1634437/posts

there ya go, Rump Ranger. take your fake self to go get this fake job
in this fake article and shut your whining pie hole.

8 posted on 05/23/2006 9:45:41 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)

Boy, this guy is so lame, he STARTS off making mistakes.... you don't get picked for the Rangers, you must volunteer.

Would some Freeper with connections to either the VA or with Army personnel, shut this guy up!?

9 posted on 05/23/2006 9:45:55 AM PDT by taxcontrol

Well, the CIA would have recruited me for undercover work, but they insisted I stop wearing my Superbowl Championship ring and I refused, so I went to work for the Kerry campaign instead, although I'm on sabbatical this week to drive in the Indianapolis 500....hope all you guys will be watching!

10 posted on 05/23/2006 9:47:08 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)

Indeed, MacBeth's long and intimate involvement with Arizona's criminal justice system doesn't seem to have left him any time to be in the military, let alone do the things he now claims.

From the Arizona Supreme Court's records:

SEARCH RESULTS

Party Name Date of Birth Party Address Court Case Number

1 JESSE ADAM MACBETH 03/21/1984 PIMA, AZ 85543 Pima Justice J-0502-CR-20040075

2 JESSE ADAM MACBETH 03/21/1984 Graham County Superior S-0500-CR-2004171

CASE DETAIL

Case Number:  J-0502-CR-20040075 Case Category:  Criminal Case Title:  ST OF AZ VS JESSE ADAM MACBET

Court:  Pima Justice Judge:  DEWEY L BRYCE Filing Date:   03/23/2004 Disposition Date:   06/17/2004

Party Name:  JESSE ADAM MACBETH Party Type:  D 1 - DEFNDT/RESPNDT Date of Birth:  03/21/1984

Citation: CNONE

Count 1:  FALSE REPORTING TO LAW ENFORCEMENT Disposition Date:  06/17/2004 Disposition:  COMPL DISMISSED BY CTY ATTY

Count 2:  FRAUDULENT USE OF CREDIT CARD Disposition Date:  06/17/2004 Disposition:  BOUND OVER TO SUPERIOR COURT

Event Date Event Description Party

6/17/2004 ARRAIGNMENT D 1

6/17/2004 ORIG. FILE TO SUPERIOR COURT D 1

6/17/2004 FELONY PRELIM HEARING HELD D 1

6/17/2004 DEFNDNT BOUND OVER TO SUPR CRT D 1

6/10/2004 WARRANT QUASHED/EXECUTED D 1

6/10/2004 COUNSEL APPOINTED D 1

6/10/2004 I/A HELD: FELONY/MISD/CR TR D 1

6/10/2004 DEFENDANT IN CUSTODY D 1

6/10/2004 PH HEARING SET D 1

6/2/2004 WARRANT ISSUED D 1

4/19/2004 RETURNED UNSERVED D 1

4/16/2004 LETTER RETURNED D 1

3/23/2004 SUMM ISSUED CR,SR,TR,DR,MR,FR D 1

3/23/2004 COMPLAINT FILED-PROSECUTOR D 1

CASE DETAIL

Case Number:  S-0500-CR-2004171 Case Category:  Criminal Case Title:  ST OF AZ VS JESSE ADAM MACBET

Court:  Graham County Superior Judge:  R DOUGLAS HOLT Filing Date:   06/17/2004 Disposition Date:   09/28/2004

Party Name:  JESSE ADAM MACBETH Party Type:  D 1 - DEFNDT/RESPNDT Date of Birth:  03/21/1984

Citation: CNONE

Count 1:  FRAUDULENT USE OF CREDIT CARD Disposition Date:  09/28/2004 Disposition:  GUILTY

Event Date Event Description Party

5/1/2006 FUND: ADULT PROBATION FEES D 1

5/1/2006 FUND: EXTRA ADULT PROBATION D 1

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2/1/2006 FUND: EXTRA ADULT PROBATION D 1

1/13/2006 ME STATUS CONFERENCE

1/1/2006 FUND: EXTRA ADULT PROBATION D 1

1/1/2006 FUND: ADULT PROBATION FEES D 1

12/9/2005 ORDER SETTING

12/1/2005 FUND: ADULT PROBATION FEES D 1

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9/23/2005 * D 1

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4/25/2005 ME REVOCATION ARRAIGNMENT

4/25/2005 ARREST/BOOKING RECORD

4/25/2005 * D 1

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4/18/2005 PET TO REVOKE PROBATION

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11/29/2004 NOTICE TO RECORDER OF A FELONY

10/5/2004 PROBATION TRANSFER FEE 1 TIME D 1

9/28/2004 RELEASE ORDER

9/28/2004 VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT

9/28/2004 FUND: 2002 PROBATION SURCHARGE D 1

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9/28/2004 ME SENTENCING (26.16, RCrP)

9/28/2004 FUND: PUBLIC DEF ADMIN FEE D 1

9/28/2004 JAIL/PRISON D 1

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7/19/2004 NOTICE OF RIGHTS AFTER JDMT

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6/29/2004 DISCLOSURE BY PLAINTIFF

6/28/2004 ME ORDER SETTING HEARING/TRIAL

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6/21/2004 TIME SCHEDULE/NOTICE OF TRIAL

6/18/2004 TRANSMITTAL CERTIFICATE FROM

6/18/2004 INFORMATION

11 posted on 05/23/2006 9:50:21 AM PDT by Sam Hill

From the Wikipedia discussion page on this guy...

Today, the Army ran a check on Mr. MacBeth’s credentials. It turns out, not surprisingly to anybody with half a mind, that Mr. MacBeth has NO Army service record. Anywhere. Period. This is a direct quote given to me by Army spokesman John Boyce:

“Initial research by the U.S. Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg shows no Soldier with the name of Jesse Macbeth having ever been assigned to the Special Forces or the Army Rangers -- which are, in fact, two separate disciplines. This appears to be some sort of hoax. No Soldier by that name at Fort Lewis to our knowledge, in the past, either. Of course, the line about "go into the Army or go to jail" is vintage TV script not heard since the 1960s. There are also numerous wear and appearance issues with the Soldier's uniform -- a mix of foreign uniforms with the sleeves rolled up like a Marine and a badly floppy tan beret worn like a pastry chef. Of course, the allegations of war crimes are vague, as are the awards the Soldier allegedly received.”

And then...

I just phoned the IVAW, they said Jessie has resighned his membership and is no longer a member. They are investigating if he was hired by someone.. No further info right now.

So ya got the normal CYA - he must be a paid plant by some vast right wing conspiracy.

12 posted on 05/23/2006 9:51:01 AM PDT by kingu (Yeah, I'll vote in 2006, just as soon as a party comes along who listens.)

It was ever thus.

Lol.

13 posted on 05/23/2006 9:54:01 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)

Date of article - Friday, April 23, 2004

From article - I served in Iraq 16 months as a U.S. Army Ranger.

16 months prior to April 2004 would have been about December 2002. So this guy was there prior to the start of the war? Also, I saw on an earlier thread that he was born in 1984. This means he was a fully trained Ranger at the age of 18. Hmmm.. This does not compute.

14 posted on 05/23/2006 9:54:20 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")

Sounds like a Forrest Gump story.

15 posted on 05/23/2006 9:54:33 AM PDT by rwa265 (Behold, I am with you always. (Matthew 28:20))

Michelle Malkin already checked him out and according to an Army spolesman this guy is a phoney SOB.

16 posted on 05/23/2006 9:55:25 AM PDT by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)

Hi, Sam Hill:

Michelle Malkin, "Hotair" and the Milbloggers are alllllll over MacBeth like a cheap suit!

http://hotair.com/archives/top-picks/2006/05/22/anti-war-video-bogus/

Jack.

17 posted on 05/23/2006 9:55:45 AM PDT by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)

To: Americanexpat

So is there a way to put this guy in jail? Cant the Army sue him for slander? SOMETHING!!!

I hate it when these want-a-be slugs come out from under their rocks and defame honest to God HEROs.

18 posted on 05/23/2006 9:59:28 AM PDT by taxcontrol

"Sounds like a Forrest Gump story."

Did you know I had originally been asked to play the lead in that movie, but the director owed Hanks a favor, so I got passed over and that's when I went to the Balkans as a mercenary hit man under the guise of an internationally acclaimed goulash chef. I could tell you more, but I'd hate to hog the limelight when this *Ranger* has such an important story to tell....

19 posted on 05/23/2006 10:00:39 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)

Another sociopath on the loose. Maybe Cindy can adopt him?

20 posted on 05/23/2006 10:01:02 AM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (If you don't understand the word "Illegal", then the public school system has failed you.)

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	Party Name	Date of Birth	Party Address	Court	Case Number

1	JESSE ADAM MACBETH	03/21/1984	PIMA, AZ 85543	Pima Justice	J-0502-CR-20040075

2	JESSE ADAM MACBETH	03/21/1984		Graham County Superior	S-0500-CR-2004171

Case Number: J-0502-CR-20040075				Case Category: Criminal		Case Title: ST OF AZ VS JESSE ADAM MACBET
Court: Pima Justice			Judge: DEWEY L BRYCE			Filing Date: 03/23/2004			Disposition Date: 06/17/2004

Event Date	Event Description	Party
6/17/2004	ARRAIGNMENT	D 1
6/17/2004	ORIG. FILE TO SUPERIOR COURT	D 1
6/17/2004	FELONY PRELIM HEARING HELD	D 1
6/17/2004	DEFNDNT BOUND OVER TO SUPR CRT	D 1
6/10/2004	WARRANT QUASHED/EXECUTED	D 1
6/10/2004	COUNSEL APPOINTED	D 1
6/10/2004	I/A HELD: FELONY/MISD/CR TR	D 1
6/10/2004	DEFENDANT IN CUSTODY	D 1
6/10/2004	PH HEARING SET	D 1
6/2/2004	WARRANT ISSUED	D 1
4/19/2004	RETURNED UNSERVED	D 1
4/16/2004	LETTER RETURNED	D 1
3/23/2004	SUMM ISSUED CR,SR,TR,DR,MR,FR	D 1
3/23/2004	COMPLAINT FILED-PROSECUTOR	D 1

Case Number: S-0500-CR-2004171				Case Category: Criminal		Case Title: ST OF AZ VS JESSE ADAM MACBET
Court: Graham County Superior			Judge: R DOUGLAS HOLT			Filing Date: 06/17/2004			Disposition Date: 09/28/2004