Thank you. I work hard to create headlines that are as dumb as possible, and am delighted to learn that, at least in your eyes, I have succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.
You wrote that headline? I thought it was the original one that went with the article. Unless you're the Mark Finkelstein listed as the author of this piece. Nothing personal to you if you're Mark -- the headline just tries too hard to alliterate.
FWIW, I've written some pretty blah headlines in my days as an editor....