Hugo Chávez and Moctezuma [Megalomania Alert]

VCrisis ^ | 5/18/2006 | Tirso Suarez

[cll]

And Saddam was a heir to King Whatshisname?

[Brilliant]

"Experts with the “Leon de la Cordillera” Genealogical Society ...are working ...to confirm that President Chavez is, indeed, a blood descendant of the Emperor Montezuma."




And you can be certain that they will conclude that he is.

[EBH]

In summary, while Chavez’s quest to prove his blood lineage to Montezuma is laughably absurd, it is also somehow fitting that Venezuela’s erratic and mentally unstable president should seek to prove that he is Montezuma’s heir.

This is incredible...first we have Iran, China, and Venezuela chatting togother, then Ahmadman claims to be a prophet for the last Imam, now Chavez is claiming to be a descendant of Montezuma. What next?

Oh wait don't tell me...Ahmadman will claim the Aztecs were really muslims and Chavez is the last imam. Wonder what China is going to claim?

[mtbopfuyn]

I knew Hugo was full of it.

[cll]

Ping

[EBH]

togother=together

[xcamel]

Didn't the Olmecs wipe them off the face of the earth?

[Brilliant]

"while Chavez’s quest to prove his blood lineage to Montezuma is laughably absurd..."




I don't know if I would say that. I suspect that he's doing this in order to establish authenticity to the peasants.


I'll be interested to see if his neighbors will tolerate the rise of a neo-Moctezuma in their midsts. My suspicion is that this move by him brings him another step closer to the grave.

[ecomcon]

Apparently the new communists don't have a problem with royalty.

[cll]

I flushed some of my Latin American history.

[BIGZ]

Louie Farrakhan spoke with the spacemen, why can't this guy be king ?

[Brilliant]

"If Chavez and Montezuma were blood relatives, the Venezuelan president might demand that the United States return to its rightful owner – meaning Chavez – all of the territory the U.S. “stole” from Mexico, including California and Texas."




Come get it, Hugo. If Montezuma couldn't hold it, you certainly won't.

[mainepatsfan]

If they're from royal blood it's all right but if a non-communist is then it's death by firing squad.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Wonder what China is going to claim?

They're already the Middle Kingdom, between earth and heaven.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Seems there's a slight misunderstanding in linguistics goinig on here. "Montezuma" in the ancient tongue means "he who is of noble blood." While "Moctezuma" means, "that part of a northbound donkey which is facing south."

[cll]

Seems there's a slight misunderstanding in linguistics goinig on here. "Montezuma" in the ancient tongue means "he who is of noble blood." While "Moctezuma" means, "that part of a northbound donkey which is facing south."

Absolutely, positively OUTSTANDING!

[LongElegantLegs]

And what a heritage it is...

[xcamel]

Thats what he has in store when the ChiComs get sick of his crap and take over his country.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'm not gonna let our HR Department see that....

[SoCal Pubbie]

No, the Olmec society collapsed long before the Aztecs, or Mexicas as they actually called themselves, settled in what is now Mexico City. You may be thinking of the Tlaxcala, the primary people who who joined Cortez to oppose the Aztecs.