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DFU SONG: Nowhere Man (Barry Bonds is a real steroid man)
DFU SONGS | 5-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/20/2006 7:20:24 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - NOWHERE MAN

He's a real steroid man...he gets every edge he can
Too bad everything he's done is tainted

Suddenly he packed on bulk...and he looked like Stan Lee's Hulk
As a cheater he's forever painted

Steroid man, we diss you...this great game will not miss you
Steroid man, like Ted Kennedy, you ought to be banned

Children once saw you as great...now you are just second rate
And your reputation's in the crapper

In your eyes you're still a star...but here's where you really are
One step up above a gangbang rapper

Steroid man, we diss you...this great game will not miss you
Steroid man, like Ted Kennedy, you ought to be banned

To the world you told a lie...your denials will not fly
To the Babe there's really no comparing

Steroid man, we diss you...this great game will not miss you
Steroid man, like Ted Kennedy, you ought to be banned

You will not be catching Hank...on that you had better bank
Asterisks are really not endearing
Asterisks are really not endearing


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: asterisk; barrybonds; bonds; mlb; steroids

1 posted on 05/20/2006 7:20:25 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

I like it, I like it.


2 posted on 05/20/2006 7:25:37 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
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To: doug from upland
LOL.
3 posted on 05/20/2006 7:26:51 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Victory at all costs-in spite of all terror-however long and hard the road may be-for survival)
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To: BipolarBob

Could steroids help those with bipolar problems? Barry has a supply.


4 posted on 05/20/2006 7:28:07 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: AnnaZ

Good to hear from you, my dear. How is Texas?


5 posted on 05/20/2006 7:28:32 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

I am reading a Game of Shadows now. It is very revealing. Barry might have been able to get away with the explanation of weight training for the bulk in his chest and arms, but weight training would never explain how his head changed shapes.


6 posted on 05/20/2006 7:38:51 PM PDT by carton253 (Al-Qa'eda are not the Viet Cong. If you exit, they'll follow. And Americans will die...)
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To: doug from upland
Texas is fantastic. Glad to see California hasn't killed you yet.
7 posted on 05/20/2006 7:45:34 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Victory at all costs-in spite of all terror-however long and hard the road may be-for survival)
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To: AnnaZ

I'll probably be in the state of Washington in a year and a half. They speak English there, don't they?


8 posted on 05/20/2006 8:08:07 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

bttt


9 posted on 05/20/2006 8:08:45 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: doug from upland

take the last 5 years of his career out of the mix...and he's still top 5 ever.

if we're going to diss an idiot who took steroids...we can probably diss another 100 active players also...as well as 500+ former players.

Coke anyone?


10 posted on 05/20/2006 8:18:10 PM PDT by kajingawd (Humans share 50.6% of their DNA with bananas.... I can't wait for the next Evolution.)
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To: doug from upland
¿Que?
11 posted on 05/20/2006 8:22:52 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Victory at all costs-in spite of all terror-however long and hard the road may be-for survival)
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To: kajingawd

Fine. I'm glad to diss anyone who breaks the rules.

Let's take that one day of Lee Harvey Oswald out of the mix . . .


12 posted on 05/20/2006 9:24:58 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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