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Altoona Curve to hold Frivolous Lawsuit Night
Altoona Curve Official Website ^ | 5-15-06 | unknown

Posted on 05/18/2006 1:28:32 PM PDT by FlJoePa

CURVE TO HOLD FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT NIGHT JULY 2nd AT BCB

May 15, 2006 -

ALTOONA- Inspired by a Los Angeles Angels fan who filed a lawsuit against the club because he did not receive a red nylon tote bag as part of the major league club's Mother’s Day promotion last May, the Altoona Curve have announced that they will be holding Salute to Frivolous Lawsuit Night as part of their Sunday, July 2nd game at Blair County Ballpark.

The Curve’s salute to all ridiculous lawsuits ever filed will include the following:

A Pink Tote Bag Giveaway to the first 137 men in attendance ages 18 and over

The first 137 women 18 and over will receive lukewarm coffee so they will not burn themselves

The first 137 kids will be given a beach ball with a warning not to ingest it

Angels merchandise and novelty items given away throughout the game

Honoring some of history's "Most Frivolous Lawsuits" during the game

A grand prize drawing in which one fan will receive a “clue” and their own frivolous lawsuit.

Additional details will be announced later

“We realize that these giveaways as part of our Salute to Frivolous Lawsuit Night are fairly stupid and serve no real purpose,” said Curve General Manager Todd Parnell. “But if our fans don’t like them, then they can sue us!”

Curve President and Managing Partner Chuck Greenberg, himself a practicing corporate and sports attorney, declined to comment on his club’s promotion because of concerns that his comments could lead to a frivolous lawsuit.

The Altoona Curve have become widely recognized for the fun, themed nights, including their annual “Awful Night” and the innovative “2006 Retro Celebrity Series”, which is bringing 11 of the most popular names from some of televisions most popular shows to Blair County Ballpark during the 2006 season. The club was honored by Minor League Baseball as the winner of the 2004 Larry MacPhail Award for promotional excellence among all affiliated minor league clubs.

For more information on the Altoona Curve, visit the club’s official website at www.altoonacurve.com.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: baseball; lawsuitabuse; lawyers; loserpays; minorleague; pa; tortreform
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To: FlJoePa

This is hilarious! Gotta love it...


21 posted on 05/18/2006 1:42:31 PM PDT by HauntedSoul (Don't call me "newbie", see my profile page.)
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To: jan in Colorado

ping


22 posted on 05/18/2006 1:44:38 PM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: Boxsford

Sounds like a must attend event to me.


23 posted on 05/18/2006 1:45:14 PM PDT by discostu (raise your glass of beer on high, and seal your fate forever)
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To: FlJoePa
You know, I don't watch any baseball, but with a ballsy attitude like that, I might have to go there and check it out!
24 posted on 05/18/2006 1:48:44 PM PDT by Herakles (Liberals are stone stupid and proud of it!)
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To: Herakles
If there is a Minor League Baseball team in your area, you gotta go. It's the best thing going ... a promotion every night.

The West Michigan (Grand Rapids) Whitecaps have a mascot named Franky The Swimming Pig. Franky has a life preserver around his waist and is named after the team's roast pork sandwich, which is swimming in gravy. Not a whole lot of Muzzies at the Whitecaps games.
25 posted on 05/18/2006 2:02:25 PM PDT by BW2221
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To: FlJoePa
Funny thing is, the idiot who filed the suit (Michael Cohn) is a psychologist. Gender issues, maybe?
26 posted on 05/18/2006 2:04:57 PM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I don't live very far from Altoona - I'm in Indiana County. A friend of mine was going to a game recently (Indiana County night) He said they always have a great time when they go. Looks like a trip to Altoona is in order!


27 posted on 05/18/2006 2:18:55 PM PDT by sneakers
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To: BW2221

Agree. Minor League Baseball is wonderful. Best entertainment value out there - especially for families.


28 posted on 05/18/2006 2:19:38 PM PDT by FlJoePa (Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.)
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To: FlJoePa; Miss Behave; dighton; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; TheBigB; Petronski
Nothing yet on the Curve's website, but here's the Angels giveaway bag:

Hardly worth going to court over.

29 posted on 05/18/2006 2:25:58 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
The interesting thing is the City of Anaheim was considering suing the team for changing its name to the Los Angeles of Anaheim because Anaheim spent so much money on the stadium and other things.

Minor League owners are cool ... Major League owners suck.
30 posted on 05/18/2006 2:32:56 PM PDT by BW2221
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To: sneakers

I live in Pittsburgh now but I might have to make it back there for that game.


31 posted on 05/18/2006 3:33:50 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: martin_fierro

http://www.altoonacurve.com/news/?id=5227


32 posted on 05/18/2006 3:46:49 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: thackney

OIC -- I was looking under "Promotions".


33 posted on 05/18/2006 5:07:04 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Gondring
Frivolous Lawsuit Night

LOL...I love it...thanks for the ping!

34 posted on 05/18/2006 9:13:39 PM PDT by jan in Colorado (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum (If you wish for peace, prepare for war.))
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To: sneakers; discostu; rightwingintelligentsia
Takes a guy from AZ to let me know what's going on in my backyard. I love going to Curve games. The stadium is wonderful. not a bad seat in the place.

sneakers, intelligentsia....We should have a Freeper Altoona Curve night for that game.

35 posted on 05/20/2006 5:49:15 AM PDT by Boxsford
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To: Boxsford

I think this is the second time I've seen an Altoona story on FR and figured you should be pinged. At least the stories happening in your backyard are cool.


36 posted on 05/20/2006 8:11:29 AM PDT by discostu (get on your feet and do the funky Alphonzo)
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To: discostu

disc, you only pinged me for one. Altoona is pretty boring. Can't imagine what the second story could be...oh wait, Jubelirer lost--bet that's it. Big loss for the liberal republican. good riddance to that pay raise jerk!!


37 posted on 05/20/2006 2:02:03 PM PDT by Boxsford
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To: Boxsford

The other one was like a year ago, maybe more.


38 posted on 05/20/2006 2:49:52 PM PDT by discostu (get on your feet and do the funky Alphonzo)
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To: Boxsford
We should have a Freeper Altoona Curve night for that game.

Sounds like an idea.
39 posted on 05/20/2006 6:53:38 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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