Posted on 05/08/2006 6:04:35 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
Why, Not? mine
Thank you! Bookmarking.
Thanks Star! It was really good!
I had a hard time reading red on black. But the blue on black was good. Probably just me.
((hugs))
Thanks Jack!
Hey, tom. slow response because as usual I am in and out. I don't keep the pinger on because I never get anything done. :-)
A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
I'm back from my errands. I had all kinds of big plans for projects to do today but for whatever reason I'm feeling really tired so I think instead, it will be a "sit on the couch with my feet up" kind of day. (At least until students start arriving.)
Thanks! I've been missing K & A.:)
Soldiers from 3rd Battalion, 320th Field Artillery Regiment, 101st
Airborne Division and Iraqi troops from the 4th Iraqi Army
Division move out after landing in a flooded field near Tikrit. Photo
by Spc. Teddy Wade.
Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! Boy, do I feel stupid. I was rushing around all day yesterday and today in order to get my English term paper done and sent off to my teacher because it was due on May 10. I finally finished it and sent it off in an e-mail only to discover that today is May 9.
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
Well, doesn't it feel good to have something done ahead of time??.....and I'm sure your teacher will be impressed that you got it in a day early.:)
Pfc. Joel H. Timarong, from Company A, 1st Battalion, 36th
Infantry Regiment, greets an Iraqi child while on patrol in the
city of Hit.
God Bless you Abundantly, and God Bless the Canteen!
Staff Sgt. Calvin Babers, a squad leader from the 4th Brigade
Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, shows Pfc. Mathew
Pennington where to aim his weapon and what to watch out for
when pulling rear security during urban terrain combat training at Fort Bliss, Texas.
Mernin' Tom.
Mornin' EGS! (((hugs)))
Hi MozartLover
Excellent posts! :)
Hi Luv! :)
Hugs!
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