Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! Boy, do I feel stupid. I was rushing around all day yesterday and today in order to get my English term paper done and sent off to my teacher because it was due on May 10. I finally finished it and sent it off in an e-mail only to discover that today is May 9.
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
Well, doesn't it feel good to have something done ahead of time??.....and I'm sure your teacher will be impressed that you got it in a day early.:)