[Lurker]

This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.

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[Altair333]

"You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."

Give me a break. That's NOW- BEFORE it's mutated to a form that can go human to human. And the experts say there's a genuine threat that it can make the necessary mutations, but I'm sure you have advanced virology degrees and know otherwise.

[ansel12]

"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."




You scoff, but that runs in the family on my mother's side.

[LasVegasMac]

You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.

Wow - thanks so much.

Now I can take off the TF hat!

I got it made - I don't have a basement!

And I never stand on my head!

[steve86]

"You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement

Please keep what you do while in the basement to yourself. Thanks.

[Dallas59]

Uh oh...My next door neighbor practices Yoga...in his basement...and has a cat named Penusa.!

[ItsForTheChildren]

Man, I'm really gonna hate it if that happens again.

[Straight Vermonter]

You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.

Post of the day! LOL

[Hilltop]

Have you tested your hypothesis? If so.....

[Ghengis]

This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.

And so it was when Ben Franklin conducted his little known first experiments with electricity.  As Ben so wisely stated, "Only a fool would try something like that two times!"

SO...Now you know the reeessssssssst of the story.

[LucyT]

Lately, there have been frequent government messages for everyone to stock up on food and water for the "bird flu." Maybe it is bird flu, but what if it's government double-speak for nuclear attack?

Last year they weren't telling people to lay in six months worth of supplies, so what changed? Something is going on.

Check out comments # 134 and # 135.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1626089/posts?page=134#134

[KoRn]

"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."

I stand on my head in my basement all the time. Does that mean I'm more at risk?!?

[AlexW]

"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K."

As with Global Warming, there is a lot of Algore type scam, but anyone that is connected with St. Jude, gets my respect.
It is one of the foremost hospitals in the world for children's Leukemia, and the staff has an outstanding recognition around the world.

[dufekin]

The 1918 Spanish influenza did happen, and it killed approximately 100 million people, ranking as the worst epidemic in human history. It drove others crazy, including Woodrow Wilson, who acquiesced in the French insanity shortly after recovering from the great influenza.

[Judith Anne]

This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.

Post #5 on this thread, by Lurker.

Pretty nasty. Now I'll go see who called names first. What do you want to bet it was YOU?