To: blam
This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.
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5 posted on
05/06/2006 3:20:37 PM PDT by
Lurker
(You can't bargain with a rabid dog.)
To: Lurker
"You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."
Give me a break. That's NOW- BEFORE it's mutated to a form that can go human to human. And the experts say there's a genuine threat that it can make the necessary mutations, but I'm sure you have advanced virology degrees and know otherwise.
8 posted on
05/06/2006 3:26:20 PM PDT by
Altair333
To: Lurker
"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."
You scoff, but that runs in the family on my mother's side.
9 posted on
05/06/2006 3:26:49 PM PDT by
ansel12
To: Lurker
You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus. Wow - thanks so much.
Now I can take off the TF hat!
I got it made - I don't have a basement!
And I never stand on my head!
10 posted on
05/06/2006 3:27:14 PM PDT by
LasVegasMac
(Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
To: Lurker
"You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement Please keep what you do while in the basement to yourself. Thanks.
22 posted on
05/06/2006 3:44:41 PM PDT by
steve86
(Acerbic by nature, not nurture)
To: Lurker
Uh oh...My next door neighbor practices Yoga...in his basement...and has a cat named Penusa.!
27 posted on
05/06/2006 4:00:05 PM PDT by
Dallas59
To: Lurker
Man, I'm really gonna hate it if that happens again.
To: Lurker
You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus. Post of the day! LOL
53 posted on
05/06/2006 4:35:06 PM PDT by
Straight Vermonter
(The Stations of the Cross in Poetry ---> http://www.wayoftears.com)
To: Lurker
Have you tested your hypothesis? If so.....
60 posted on
05/06/2006 4:42:39 PM PDT by
Hilltop
To: Lurker
This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus.![](http://i3.tinypic.com/xct9qc.gif)
And so it was when Ben Franklin conducted his little known first experiments with electricity. As Ben so wisely stated, "Only a fool would try something like that two times!"
SO...Now you know the reeessssssssst of the story.
68 posted on
05/06/2006 5:08:24 PM PDT by
Ghengis
(Alexander was a wuss!)
To: Lurker; jer33 3
Lately, there have been frequent government messages for everyone to stock up on food and water for the "bird flu." Maybe it is bird flu, but what if it's government double-speak for nuclear attack?
Last year they weren't telling people to lay in six months worth of supplies, so what changed? Something is going on.
Check out comments # 134 and # 135.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1626089/posts?page=134#134
87 posted on
05/06/2006 6:14:33 PM PDT by
LucyT
("The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.")
To: Lurker
"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus."I stand on my head in my basement all the time. Does that mean I'm more at risk?!?
93 posted on
05/06/2006 6:34:44 PM PDT by
KoRn
To: Lurker
"This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K."
As with Global Warming, there is a lot of Algore type scam, but anyone that is connected with St. Jude, gets my respect.
It is one of the foremost hospitals in the world for children's Leukemia, and the staff has an outstanding recognition around the world.
174 posted on
05/07/2006 12:32:26 AM PDT by
AlexW
(Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia)
To: Lurker
The 1918 Spanish influenza did happen, and it killed approximately 100 million people, ranking as the worst epidemic in human history. It drove others crazy, including Woodrow Wilson, who acquiesced in the French insanity shortly after recovering from the great influenza.
256 posted on
05/07/2006 4:47:57 PM PDT by
dufekin
(US Senate: the only place where the majority [44 D] comprises fewer than the minority [55 R])
To: Lurker; Gabz; BearWash; All
This bird flu thing is the biggest public safety scam since Y2K. You have about as much chance of being hit by lightning twice, on your penis, while standing on your head in a basement as you do of catching this virus. Post #5 on this thread, by Lurker.
Pretty nasty. Now I'll go see who called names first. What do you want to bet it was YOU?
282 posted on
05/07/2006 7:23:50 PM PDT by
Judith Anne
(Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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