Posted on 05/02/2006 8:31:26 AM PDT by conservativeharleyguy
"Politics Wasn't First on List of NY Sen. Clinton's Career Picks"
PURCHASE, N.Y. (AP) _ She's a former first lady, a United States Senator, and a potential 2008 presidential candidate. But to hear Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton tell it, all of that pales in comparison to her real childhood dreams.
"I wanted desperately to be an Olympic athlete,"....
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Oh this is just a bit of building a nice little life history story that she'll use on the campaign trail for prez. What's next? She couldn't join the girl scouts because her parents couldn't afford the dues?
Another good one, dead.
In fact, Hillary's parents were going to name Hillary "Korbut" after Olympic gymnist Olga Korbut, before they settled on naming her after Sir Edmund Hillary, the mountain climber.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Law: The residual career of the directionless and untalented.
I'd say her first pick was as a minion of the Devil. He probably said, "First go into politics, the minion part comes later."
"... Then I wanted to build skyscrapers, but the skyscraper builder school didn't have a girls room, so I wanted to fly Jets, but they don't have flight uniforms for girls, so I wanted to write software, but I was too good a speller, so I decided to make coffee cups, but they didn't think I could make a fire hot enough for ceramics, so I decided I'd become a landscaper, but that would put undocumented workers out of a job, so I decided to draw editorial cartoons, but my humor led to isues with management, so I decided to be a hooker, but no one could differentiate me from a fireplug, so I thought I'd make staplers, but the name "Swingline" reminds me of lynchings of the minorities, so I thought about building cars, but they wouldn't accept my designs to run a car on carrot juice, so I decided to create the internet, but Al Gore stole my idea, so I considered just having babies and making cookies, but eww-Yuck, so I decided to be a lineman for the Bear-, ummm Jets!, but they oppressed me and said women can't play pro football, so I decided it was time to be an archeologist, but, well...'dirt', so I went into spelunking, and though there was something natural and attractive about it, there was no money in it, so I went into making ceiling tiles, but I couldn't reach the ceiling to test them, and..."
Hidabeast Rodjob, gold medal winner: the `Cankleathelon'
She was so proud of the medal she had it bronzed.
Wish = Wants to do something with little or no work and inconvenience
Desire = How hard one is willing to work and suffer inconvenience to achieve something.
Probably Picabo Street.
"Jumping on Lincoln's Bed competition"
Coughing fit.
tears.
OK, that was a visual I'll not soon forget.
Throwing the disc A$$...
If 'Stretching the Truth' were an Olympic event....
She would be a hurl queleeze
Thanks for the laugh hildabeast....that was a beaut...best one all week...
Bwahahahahahaha....
I saw Cynthia Tucker eviscerate her on Chris Matthews' show on Sunday. These outlandish lies make her look like the worst panderer ever. She says this stuff when there is absolutely no reason to. She is not the smartest woman in the world.
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