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Carter bets on father's good name to win seat (LAUGH ALERT)
The Times ^
| May 2, 2006
| Tim Reid
Posted on 05/02/2006 12:52:31 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Even the rows of chain-smoking gamblers, their eyes usually fixed to the whirring symbols before them, turn their jaded faces and look with astonishment at the spitting image of the Georgia peanut farmer who in 1976 came from nowhere to win the White House.If Jack thinks that campaigning amongst the tourists (visiting gamblers), and campaigning on his father's "record" is the way to victory, he's still smoking dope.
To: Miss Marple
Amy, the *cute* one? Cripes. I shudder at what those boys must have looked like! That whole family was just one bearded aunt away from the Big Top.
To: small voice in the wilderness
ROTFLMAO....you nailed it with the bearded Aunt!!
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posted on
05/02/2006 7:16:11 AM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: small voice in the wilderness
Don't forget the nephew who was in prison for murder. Or the uncle who ran an ant farm. They are the South's version of the Kennedys, except fortunately there aren't as many of them.
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posted on
05/02/2006 7:37:39 AM PDT
by
speedy
To: speedy
LOL! I hate to say this, (not really), but the Carters make the Clintons look positively Beacon Hill. No need for the Clintons to goad about it, though, bill pronounces it Bacon Hill.
To: MadIvan
This guy lives in Nevada for three years and thinks he should be a leader of Nevadans. Shades of Hillary. And lived in Bermuda when he became an investment banker. What's up with that?
To: MadIvan
If Jack is running on his father's name......he just needs to throw in the towel now!
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posted on
05/02/2006 8:07:53 AM PDT
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: small voice in the wilderness
bill pronounces it Bacon Hill.LOL. Yep, it's always about food with that guy. Well, almost always.
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posted on
05/02/2006 8:58:45 AM PDT
by
speedy
To: MadIvan
"Carter bets on father's good name"
LOL, Carter was a terrible, horrible president. Maybe, the worst ever and being worse the LBJ ain't easy.
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:02:29 AM PDT
by
jpsb
To: Grampa Dave
Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."
ROTFLMAO!!
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:03:52 AM PDT
by
wjcsux
(I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
To: MadIvan
Mr Carter, 58, also started work 40 years ago as a peanut farmer but turned to investment banking, lived in Bermuda until three years ago and has spent years running his own hedge fund business. Some interesting information there. Why was he living in Bermuda, and how did a peanut farmer get so rich? Did he represent Libya, along with Uncle Billy?
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:04:30 AM PDT
by
Cowboy Bob
(Liberalism in a parasite that ALWAYS kills its host.)
To: wjcsux; george76
Is that just great.
We can thank George 76 for this.
This son of Jimmmmmy's got thrown out of the Navy for blatant drug use. He hates America like his Daddy and make his uncle Billy look like a genius.
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:06:38 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
His father had so little faith in him that he had to ask his sister "Amy" what to do about atomic bombs. :) I remember watching the Debate with Reagan. It wasn't an atomic bomb, it was a "nu-kear" bomb.
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:07:54 AM PDT
by
Cowboy Bob
(Liberalism in a parasite that ALWAYS kills its host.)
To: Grampa Dave
Saturday Night Live (back when it was funny) had a brilliant sketch with Gilda Radner as Miz Lillian and Gary Busey as Billy. When she wnated him to come to her, she popped the top of a beer and he came running.
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:33:34 AM PDT
by
don-o
To: MadIvan
Carter and good name don't work in US politics. Not in the same sentence. Do the Republicans have a good candidate in this race?
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posted on
05/02/2006 9:35:49 AM PDT
by
kevinm13
(The Main Stream Media is dead! Fox News Channel Rocks!)
To: Cowboy Bob
Yep, you are correct!
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posted on
05/02/2006 10:32:25 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: don-o
"Saturday Night Live (back when it was funny) had a brilliant sketch with Gilda Radner as Miz Lillian and Gary Busey as Billy. When she wanted him to come to her, she popped the top of a beer and he came running." Was it a can of Billy Beer?
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posted on
05/02/2006 12:44:39 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
To: MadIvan
Omigosh!
ROTFLOL!
Thank you for the "laugh alert".
Ole Jack is too funny for words. ;o)
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posted on
05/02/2006 12:51:46 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: Grampa Dave
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posted on
05/02/2006 1:49:49 PM PDT
by
don-o
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