Carter bets on father's good name to win seat (LAUGH ALERT)

The Times ^ | May 2, 2006 | Tim Reid

[Miss Marple]

You never heard boo about those boys when he was in the White House. I think it was because they were not particularly photogenic and were pretty much boring personalitites, and the press wanted to focus on cute little Amy.

[battlegearboat]

"Hi voter dude! My daddy was president!"

"Keep that blunt moving, bro...I've got some good Billy on ice that we wash down this Sunshine with."

"What a bangin' rush! I looked in the mirror and I saw a killer rabbit!"

[Jimmy Valentine]

Jack used to go out on the campaign trail, but that's about it.

"Chip" Carter made a pluperfect ass of himself cavorting around Washington, D.C. and had to be pulled aside and told to shut up.

[razorback-bert]

Trust someone that ran a hedge fund in Bermuda?

[G.Mason]

"Mr Carter believes that he can win against a Bush loyalist at a time when the country is deeply dissatisfied with the President and the Republicans.

He might be right. One of his audience, John Jackson, 55, said: “I’m a Republican and I’m voting for Jack Carter. I’m sick of the way the Republicans are going. And, like his father, he’s a good guy.”"

I love these stories.

What reporter [?] Tim Reid didn't mention was that Johnny Johnson wears velcro sneakers because he hasn't the mental capabilities to tie shoes.

[PGalt]

Jack should be doing stand up comedy in a Vegas lounge. Thanks for the laugh.

[LibLieSlayer]

This "trick" is known by everyone. People's response to this tripe today is, "Sure you are... uh huh!"

LLS

[jmaroneps37]

"Jack Carter" he's a comedienne isn't he?

[Mo1]

“Hi, my name is Jack Carter. My father used to be President.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA ... Ummmm Jack ... it might be smarter not to remind people of that

[New Girl]

"He also has a 1970 discharge from the US Navy for marijuana and LSD..."

LOL! No wonder so many people did not know he existed! I'm sure the media and the democratic party made sure of that!

[Farmer Dean]

Yea sure,then CLINTON came on thr scene,and a certain blue dress.

[Cheburashka]

“Hi, my name is Jack Carter. My father used to be President.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA ... Ummmm Jack ... it might be smarter not to remind people of that
---
How noble of him to get the reason people might NOT want to vote for him out front right away, instead of hiding it.

[freekitty]

ROTFLMAO

[cricket]

I predict Ensign will crush him in November. The correspondent is very deluded...no matter how disenchanted Republican voters may be, there is an instinctual urge amongst them to vote against a

Agree. . .and hope as well. Can we ever say 'never'. . .given the 'who woulda thunk' candidates who win. Cynthia McKinney, of course, makes her own local case in point. . .(although perhaps next time around. . .)

[cricket]

. . .and remembering as well, his move to Nevada - finding a political foothold in a place where Carter memories are not as deep. . .

[geezerwheezer]

I think being really dimwitted and unable to fathom anything realistic is in the Carter gene pool. Like father, like son....both are losers.

[RichInOC]

“I’ve got an advantage my daddy didn’t have. Nobody knew who Jimmy Carter was."

That's an advantage?

[cricket]

I think being really dimwitted and unable to fathom anything realistic is in the Carter gene pool. Like father, like son....both are losers.

. . .and then there is Amy. . .

As for the Carter losermen

[cricket]

'for record. . .that was supposed to be. .

.'As for the Carter losermen - may they continue to be, when it comes to any election, anywhere. . .

[Grampa Dave]

Lillian comments about her two loser sons:

Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."

 

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/20935.html

Thanks to George 76 for this great post.