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Try entering Mexico illegally
Las Vegas City Life ^ | 28 Apr 06 | George Knapp

Posted on 04/28/2006 8:43:25 AM PDT by rellimpank

That does it. I'm moving to Mexico. See, at the moment, I'm in a hotel room outside of Salt Lake City, and since about 7:30 this morning, the hotel maid has been banging on my door every 15 minutes to ask when I might be departing. Her thick Spanish accent and unfamiliarity with English has made it very difficult for me to explain that I will be leaving when I damn well please. Too bad I don't remember much from my high-school Spanish classes. (Unfortunately, her name is not Isabel and she has no idea how to find the biblioteca.)

It occurs to me that one way to simply avoid all of the heated arguments about immigration, illegal or otherwise, it to just move to Mexico.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Mexico; News/Current Events; US: Nevada
KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; borderlist; bringiton; illegalaliens; illegalimmigration; illegals; immigrantlist; immigration; may1; unodemayo
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--most of us have seen something like his before, but this was in Las Vegas' leading left-wing "alternative" garbage wrap--
1 posted on 04/28/2006 8:43:26 AM PDT by rellimpank
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yeah and then we can break into prison...


2 posted on 04/28/2006 8:45:13 AM PDT by kinoxi
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And I thought the only aliens that Knapp cared about were the ones in flying saucers.


3 posted on 04/28/2006 8:49:52 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: rellimpank

The Mexican constitution does not allow foreigners to participate in the political affairs of the country.

That ban applies to participation in demonstrations.


 


 


4 posted on 04/28/2006 8:51:03 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

--yep--and large wolf-like bullet proof creatures, etc.,--


5 posted on 04/28/2006 8:51:45 AM PDT by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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"Should we also admit any and all Chinese who want to come? All Cubans? What about Sudanese and Ethiopians, Afghanis and Iraqis?"

We already do.


6 posted on 04/28/2006 8:58:42 AM PDT by dljordan
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Hadn't heard about the wolf-like bullet proof creatures. He and Lazar made the big time when I was at Nellis. I left in 94, so that must have been afterwards.


7 posted on 04/28/2006 8:59:17 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: Tennessee_Bob
"All your flying saucers are belong to US . . ."


8 posted on 04/28/2006 9:01:59 AM PDT by ex-Texan (Matthew 7:1 through 6)
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As someone whose only recollection of two years of high school German is that Gabi Radler was having a disco party on Saturday, I laughed out loud at: Too bad I don't remember much from my high-school Spanish classes. (Unfortunately, her name is not Isabel and she has no idea how to find the biblioteca.)

Encouraging to see something like this in an alternative weekly...
9 posted on 04/28/2006 9:02:58 AM PDT by philled (When foie gras is outlawed only outlaws will have foie gras.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

--he got wound up "investigating" an "opening " into another world in Utah a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, the phenomena quit occurring as a result of scrutiny--(surprise, surprise)


10 posted on 04/28/2006 9:09:10 AM PDT by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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re: --most of us have seen something like his before, but this was in Las Vegas' leading left-wing "alternative" garbage wrap--

This truly is a remarkable article, considering the source! I can't say I remember reading anything in this publication that I remotely agreed with.
11 posted on 04/28/2006 9:10:24 AM PDT by Nevadan
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--yep--I always look at CL and the Weekly to keep track of what the enemy is doing--
12 posted on 04/28/2006 9:23:25 AM PDT by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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To: george76
Can anyone put up a pic of the not allowed, red circle with diagonal bar, onto the Mexican flag?
13 posted on 04/28/2006 9:27:46 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis
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To: george76
If English was good enough for Moses, it should be good enough for la criada gorda. (Or did he mean "thick" in a different sense?)
14 posted on 04/28/2006 10:17:10 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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15 posted on 04/28/2006 10:24:43 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Ursus arctos horribilis


16 posted on 04/28/2006 10:25:59 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: rellimpank

The Limbaugh Laws on Immigration:

First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language.

Secondly, you have to be a professional or an investor. Unskilled workers will not be allowed.

There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language.

Foreigners will not have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.

According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government goodies.

You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know have that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.

If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United States.

That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.

In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property.

You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.

These are the Limbaugh Laws----pretty harsh, eh?

Now brace yourself: Every one of the Limbaugh Laws mentioned above are actual laws of Mexico on the books today----this is Mexican immigration law and how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country.


Now isn't it ironic that Mexicans and others sneak across our borders illegally, they protest in our streets, they get on our welfare program, and members of the United States Senate of both parties, are doing handstands and back flips, going through every contortion possible to allow it to continue just so it doesn't make these illegals mad.

And, if we still refuse to enforce our laws, America is on its way to becoming a Third World Nation.


17 posted on 04/28/2006 10:31:27 AM PDT by Liz (We have room for but one flag, the American flag." —Theodore Roosevelt)
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To: george76

Bump for reference.


18 posted on 04/28/2006 10:48:57 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: rellimpank

http://www.reportillegals.com/


19 posted on 04/28/2006 10:49:15 AM PDT by Kimberly GG
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I want pic of the Mexican flag with the red circle and diagonal bar on it to counter protest the pro illegal protesters. (whole lotta protesting going on out there)
20 posted on 04/28/2006 2:35:14 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis
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