Posted on 04/28/2006 8:43:25 AM PDT by rellimpank
That does it. I'm moving to Mexico. See, at the moment, I'm in a hotel room outside of Salt Lake City, and since about 7:30 this morning, the hotel maid has been banging on my door every 15 minutes to ask when I might be departing. Her thick Spanish accent and unfamiliarity with English has made it very difficult for me to explain that I will be leaving when I damn well please. Too bad I don't remember much from my high-school Spanish classes. (Unfortunately, her name is not Isabel and she has no idea how to find the biblioteca.)
It occurs to me that one way to simply avoid all of the heated arguments about immigration, illegal or otherwise, it to just move to Mexico.
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yeah and then we can break into prison...
And I thought the only aliens that Knapp cared about were the ones in flying saucers.
The Mexican constitution does not allow foreigners to participate in the political affairs of the country.
That ban applies to participation in demonstrations.
--yep--and large wolf-like bullet proof creatures, etc.,--
"Should we also admit any and all Chinese who want to come? All Cubans? What about Sudanese and Ethiopians, Afghanis and Iraqis?"
We already do.
Hadn't heard about the wolf-like bullet proof creatures. He and Lazar made the big time when I was at Nellis. I left in 94, so that must have been afterwards.
"All your flying saucers are belong to US . . ."
--he got wound up "investigating" an "opening " into another world in Utah a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, the phenomena quit occurring as a result of scrutiny--(surprise, surprise)
The Limbaugh Laws on Immigration:
First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language.
Secondly, you have to be a professional or an investor. Unskilled workers will not be allowed.
There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language.
Foreigners will not have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.
According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government goodies.
You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know have that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.
If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United States.
That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.
In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property.
You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.
These are the Limbaugh Laws----pretty harsh, eh?
Now brace yourself: Every one of the Limbaugh Laws mentioned above are actual laws of Mexico on the books today----this is Mexican immigration law and how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country.
Now isn't it ironic that Mexicans and others sneak across our borders illegally, they protest in our streets, they get on our welfare program, and members of the United States Senate of both parties, are doing handstands and back flips, going through every contortion possible to allow it to continue just so it doesn't make these illegals mad.
And, if we still refuse to enforce our laws, America is on its way to becoming a Third World Nation.
Bump for reference.
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