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Illusionist Tricks Armed Robbers(David Copperfield)
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| 4 26 06
| Associated Press
Posted on 04/26/2006 12:29:37 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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To: freepatriot32
He pulled a bunny out of his pants.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:42:36 PM PDT
by
Reeses
To: Andonius_99
Imagine what Chuck Norris would have done... He would have bored them to tears with his Total Gym infomercial and robbed them of 49.95 down and 16 easy payments of 99.90 after 30 days.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:42:45 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: freepatriot32
"Hey Rock! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" - Bullwinkle Moose.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:43:07 PM PDT
by
jagusafr
(The proof that we are rightly related to God is that we do our best whether we feel inspired or not")
To: RS
would you be that chick who slowed down to take a look at me?!?!?
To: george wythe
Does anyone know what urban-like is? LOL!!!!
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:43:30 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't call them "Illegal Aliens." Call them what they are: CRIMINAL INVADERS!)
To: george wythe
Shhhhh!!!! it means.... black!.....
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:44:11 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: george wythe
urban-like = person wearing thug rapper uniform but having no rhythm?
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:44:20 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(I am an engineer. If it ain't broke, it ain't got enough features yet.)
To: edpc
smart magicians pay their assistants very well. For one thing in most stage tricks it's the assistants that do most of the real work, and a lot of it is really uncomfortable (the hiding holes for various disappearances/ transformations tend to be rather tiny). For another they know how all the tricks work, there's nothing quite like a disgruntled assistant to help some other magician's career.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:44:58 PM PDT
by
discostu
(raise your glass of beer on high, and seal your fate forever)
To: george wythe
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:45:07 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
To: Reeses
I thought it was a 2-ear elephant.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:46:39 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: freepatriot32
You mean he just didn't disappear ?
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:47:01 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Every man must be tempted, sometimes,to hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.)
To: freepatriot32
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:47:56 PM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: Hatteras
Am I "rural-like" for being white?
These PC words get me confused all the time
To: freepatriot32
Oh that's nothing. The new Sheriff on Blazing Saddles held himself hostage and freed himself from a town full of armed vigilantes.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:48:19 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
To: Andonius_99
so? Imagine what Chuck Norris would have done...Or Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:48:45 PM PDT
by
dawn53
It's the first crowd he's fooled in years.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:48:45 PM PDT
by
vollmond
(Careful with that axe, Eugene!)
To: freepatriot32
I think it was a David Copperfield impersonator,
the real David Copperfield would have made the getaway car disappear while they were looking at him.
On the subject of the assistants, remember who David used to be married to, He probablby has some babe assistants for his majic show.
To: edpc
So, these girls had over $700 US (depending on the Euro exchange rate) on them. He expects us to believe they were "assistants"...? More like hookers.....allegedly. Nope, David uses female assistants. Very attractive ones too, and considering how much he makes, it's not out of the question for them to be carrying around 7 bills.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:50:07 PM PDT
by
AFreeBird
(your mileage may vary)
To: dawn53
Jack Bauer is the reason zeros equal nothing and have holes in them.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:51:47 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
To: discostu
smart magicians pay their assistants very well. For one thing in most stage tricks it's the assistants that do most of the real work, and a lot of it is really uncomfortable (the hiding holes for various disappearances/ transformations tend to be rather tiny). For another they know how all the tricks work, there's nothing quite like a disgruntled assistant to help some other magician's career. Also, the assistant's stage presence and looks are critical in drawing the audience's attention away from the magician when he makes his hidden move.
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posted on
04/26/2006 12:56:57 PM PDT
by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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