Posted on 04/24/2006 6:21:19 AM PDT by veronica
John Kerry has been really pretty doggone busy lately, out there on the hustings in his native, or is it naïve, Beantown, dragging himself from one declamation to the next.
Formerly known as "Live Shot," he regularly stuck his hirsute and finely coiffed snoot in front of every local camera he could locate--gathered to cover the collapse of a set of bleachers in an itinerant circus, the escape of an insatiate pet constrictor, the opening of the latest E-Z pass tollbooth on the Pike, a dumpster fire in the Back Bay, the mauling of an errant penguin by a tiger in the Stone Zoo, a protest over the increase of wholesale lobster prices at the dock, the lack of adequate fire extinguishers on the airport ferry, or the grave neighborhood concerns levied over the location of certain fire hydrants in Louisburg Square--to render piteously long and wearisome pronouncements on the tragedies associated with the situations being uncovered.
"I find it unconscionable today…" he’d intone, or, "It is altogether too horrifying to contemplate that…," and, "I am ashamed to state that in America today," he’d gamely stultify about these manifold sins visited on the citizens of the City on the Hill.
You’d swear the man had a police and fire scanner in all of his enormous SUVs, including the Range Rover, he’d materialize so quickly at the every scene of every misadventure.
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What a great end to a great read! Thanks!
Frist should have insisted Kerry resign from the Senate to run for president. At least we'd be rid of the pompous blowhard now!
Smallweed. Ha! What a smackdown! I would hate to have so very many people know me for being such a LOSER!
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In Canada they know more about Kerry than the idiots in MA who keep voting him back in the Senate.
I love it when a really good writer rips Kerry. Great post!
JON STEWART: And, again, you--you don't have to answer it if--if you don't want to, if it's too personal. Is it true that every time I use ketchup your wife gets a nickel? (LAUGHTER) Tell me the truth! I want the truth!
JOHN KERRY: Would that it were. Would that it were. But use the ketchup a lot anyway.
JON STEWART: I'll do what I can, sir.
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Its my guess that his (Clinton's) feeling is the opposite. He probably feels contempt at all the people he's fooled, which simultaneously conflates his hubris and his despair.
"Sometimes I wonder how people like Kerry can sit in silence among their trappings and feel any sense of life after wasting so many years on this planet doing absolutely nothing productive."
Me, too! I guess we can take comfort in the fact that these people are going to die -- just like the rest of us. And when their time comes, they are going to have to answer to a higher power for how they lived their lives. Death is the great equalizer.
I prefer the term "no load". Kerry was, is and ever will be a no load.
The guy that wrote this apparently lives in N.H.
He must be one lonely guy.
John Forbes Kerry has never, ever been proud of or happy with the USA.
SEN. Kerry, please just leave my nation. You don't like it here and haven't for 40 years now. Your wife has money, so please just get out of here.
At least he is consistent on his stance of loathing the military. Thank God we are not calling this guy Mr.President,now or ever!!
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