Bin Laden Tape Aired (Just Breaking!)

Sky News ^ | April 23, 2006

[areafiftyone]

unday April 23, 2006

A new audiotape from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden will be aired today on the Arabic news station al Jazeera, the organisation claims.

More follows . .

[EastCobbRules]

HAHAHAHA!

"Without trees, there is no forest."
See, I knew it!

Okay, I'm done with it. Peace...

[RightWhale]

Maoists in Tibet. Schoolkids in middle schools. Shining Path in South America. Does anybody know what to do to stop it?

[Star Traveler]

You said -- "Not in you that is for certain."

It's not faith in the military, in the GDP, in Wall Street, in the Constitution, in our Government -- for sure -- if that's what you're talking about.

What I was talking about was faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. This is the only place that God tells us to place our faith -- in Him only.

All these other things are simply blessings of that faith in Him. They are not the souce. God is the source.


And you also asked -- "So if something bad happens it is all your fault."

Bad things happen for many reasons. They can happen because of circumstances beyond your control. There are other people involved. It can happen because your nation made wrong decisions and took wrong actions. It can happen because you made a bad decision. It can happen because someone else is acting in an evil manner.

It can happen in the same manner as happened to Job (in the book of Job in the Bible) -- when Satan acted against Job (with God's permission) in order to try and prove that he really didn't believe and trust in God.

Evil happnes because evil is in the world as a result of Satan and his fall and his actions taken against humanity. That's the battle that is going on right now. It's specifically going on in regards to Islam as that's precisely Satan's kind of battle. All you have to know to recognize that is that the religion is based upon killing, hatred, subjugation -- and -- the killing of all Jews in the world (not to mention the killing of Christians). Is it any more obvious than it's from Satan.

At the same time that all this is going on -- God does judge nations -- and certainly -- as it's been said by some prominent evangelst (in regards to America and its sins) -- "God is going to owe Sodom and Gomorrah an apology if He doesn't judge America!"

Regards,
Star Traveler

[do the dhue]

Hey, I want you all to know that I was watching TV and Smokey Bear gave me a huge responsibility. He said, 'only you can prevent forest fires'. I was like, man, that is a hell of a responsibility to put on me. I am just one person. But I listened to Ol' Smokey and I accepted the challenge. Don't I get a Fire hat or something?

[EastCobbRules]

Damn bears! They are all trouble!

http://www.boston.com/news/local/new_hampshire/articles/2006/04/23/state_officials_urge_residents_to_guard_against_bears/

[do the dhue]

Does anybody know what to do to stop it?

General Patton would have known exactly what to do.

[Westlander]

'Does anybody know what to do to stop it?'

Yep. A head tap with a .50 would be in order.

[The Electrician]

The speaker also criticised Western involvement in the Sudan saying it was part of the "crusades against Islam" and called for terrorist to journey there to join the fight.

This is a key part of his message. "Go to Sudan, young terrorist" is his new exhortation. He is calling for a strategic retreat from Iraq, while cloaking it in the "positive" rhetoric of jihad in Sudan. It's clear that the "foreign fighters" who streamed into Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan in order to fight the infidels are having their butts kicked rather severely. It's coming at them from all sides. Not only are they getting decimated by American and British air and ground attacks, but they are also getting the Shiite kicked out of them and are being Sunnied to death, while the Pakistani government troops use them for bayonet practice.

If Osama is still alive, or if and when his sound-alike surrogates gather in the outhouse that serves as his 'recording studio', it is clear that when the occasional camel courier arrives they must be getting frantic reports of despair, and not of glorious victory, from their idiot minions on the battlefield. His answer: get them the hell out of Dodge City and send the barbarians instead to a more welcoming excrement hole in Sudan where they don't have to dodge the UAVs and the locals (yet). This is clearly a retreat by the demoralized remnants of a much-diminished force in the face of massive battle casualties.

The droids in the MSM can not afford to acknowledge that aspect of the message, because it flies in the face of their death-to-the-great-Satan-America-and-Bush group-think, but it is clear nevertheless...

[Star Traveler]

You said -- "Hey, I want you all to know that I was watching TV and Smokey Bear gave me a huge responsibility."

Well, wait a minute -- I saw where Smokey the Bear was buried. "He dead!" :-)

I mean, it's not like Osama bin Laden, you see -- I mean I was right there at his gravesite and got a picture of it.

Anyone got a picture of Osama's?

Regards,
Star Traveler

P.S. For real, I took a picture of Smokey the Bear's gravesite, for whatever that's worth.

[do the dhue]

I read the link and I am Republican so, I got an idea.

You know how the deer population over populates and they ask the hunters to thin the herd. Same way with bears, their food supply gets low, they come to town. Time to thin the herd. Well, don't you think we have entirely to many liberals per capita? Shouldn't we thin the herd?

[BunnySlippers]

I love Jack Bauer. Yes, I do. :)

[EastCobbRules]

Importance of Punctuation #1

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."


Importance of punctuation #2

Letter 1

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy -- will you let me be yours?

Gloria


Letter 2
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria

[do the dhue]

You said - "He dead!" I ain't so sure. I saw Smokey in a movie. It was called 'Weekend at Smokey Bear's'. It is the sequel to 'Weekend at Bin Laden's'.

[EastCobbRules]

"Well, wait a minute -- I saw where Smokey the Bear was buried. "He dead!" :-)"

HAHAHAHAHA!


Take care all... Heading out of town... Sure wish I wasn't traveling this week! 8-(

[boop]

Bin Ladens advisors in the DNC messed up the dates. He's supposed to support democrat policies right BEFORE the '06 midterms. He's too early. He'll have to make another tape.

[do the dhue]

be safe

[do the dhue]

'Bin Ladens advisors in the DNC messed up the dates. He's supposed to support democrat policies right BEFORE the '06 midterms. He's too early. He'll have to make another tape.'


Mentally Ill: Why is everyone so f@#$ing stupid? Now take your weapons of Mass Destwuction and wait for the G@# D@#$ segnal!'

You will only understand this if you saw 'Team America'. If you haven't seen it, please go get it. And please don't watch it with children.

[TomasUSMC]

We are at war with islam.

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Three U.S. soldiers were killed Sunday when their vehicle hit a roadside bomb northwest of the capital, raising to eight the number of Americans killed this weekend in Baghdad area

Yes we are.