HAHAHAHA!
"Without trees, there is no forest."
See, I knew it!
Okay, I'm done with it. Peace...
Hey, I want you all to know that I was watching TV and Smokey Bear gave me a huge responsibility. He said, 'only you can prevent forest fires'. I was like, man, that is a hell of a responsibility to put on me. I am just one person. But I listened to Ol' Smokey and I accepted the challenge. Don't I get a Fire hat or something?
Importance of Punctuation #1
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Importance of punctuation #2
Letter 1
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy -- will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Letter 2
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria