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French navy loses multi-million-dollar sonar at sea
Agence France Presse ^ | April 19, 2006 | AFP

Posted on 04/19/2006 8:44:57 AM PDT by inkling

PARIS (AFP) - The French navy made a red-faced admission that it had lost a multi-million dollar sonar navigation device after its cable ripped in stormy waters.

Defence Minister Michele Alliot-Marie confirmed a report in the satirical weekly Le Canard Enchaine, and said an investigation had been launched into how the three-million-euro (3.7-million-dollars) device was mislaid.

"An inquiry is underway to determine whether a technical or a human error is at the origin of this problem," she told reporters.

Le Canard Enchaine reported that the captain of the De Grasse frigate, decided against his lieutenants' advice to try out the 10-tonne sonar in rough seas, during an exercise in the southwestern Gulf of Gascony on March 24.

The top-of-the-range device -- one of the most sophisticated in the world, capable of detecting an enemy submarine at a distance of 150 kilometres (90 miles) -- was part of a 50-million-dollar underwater combat system.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cheese; cheeseeating; french; navy; sacrebleu; sonar; surrendermonkeys; whoops
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To: inkling

La merde se produit.


21 posted on 04/19/2006 8:52:57 AM PDT by SwinneySwitch (The french- beyond your expectations!)
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To: inkling

Speaking an an old Oceanographer: If you put something over the side at sea, be prepared to loose it.


22 posted on 04/19/2006 8:52:59 AM PDT by Citizen Tom Paine (An old sailor sends-ping The bottom is not where you think it is; Ship screws love cable.)
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To: farlander

Actually, sonars don't function too well in rough seas (even when their cable doesn't part) because of the higher level of background acoustic noise from waves crashing, etc. The captain will be retiring very soon....


23 posted on 04/19/2006 8:54:59 AM PDT by expatpat
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To: Huck
The French have a Navy? I guess that's just in case they have to surrender at sea?

Why do Ze French have glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see their navy.

24 posted on 04/19/2006 8:55:17 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: inkling
Le Canard Enchaine reported that the captain of the De Grasse frigate, decided against his lieutenants' advice to try out the 10-tonne sonar in rough seas, during an exercise in the southwestern Gulf of Gascony on March 24.

Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer.

25 posted on 04/19/2006 8:55:22 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: dfwgator; All
A barrister by profession, doctor of law and senior lecturer at Paris-I University, Michèle Alliot-Marie also has a master's degree in ethnology.

And so — voila! —Minister of Defense.

26 posted on 04/19/2006 8:55:24 AM PDT by dighton
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To: inkling
Ping. /obligatory sonar joke
27 posted on 04/19/2006 8:56:36 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Citizen Tom Paine
Ship screws love cable.

Yes, and doesn't the cable just love to enfold them.

28 posted on 04/19/2006 8:57:34 AM PDT by expatpat
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To: inkling

Surrender monkeys lose another round in the war games.


29 posted on 04/19/2006 8:58:59 AM PDT by hgro
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To: farlander
As fun as it is laughing at French military, sure sounds like the socialist labor that built the cable didn't do the job right.

Did they use hemp? I hear there is nothing hemp can't do.

30 posted on 04/19/2006 8:58:59 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: TexasCajun

Priceless. lol


31 posted on 04/19/2006 9:00:48 AM PDT by verity (The MSM is comprised of useless eaters)
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To: inkling

Can't be any worse that the nookniks at NASA putting the mirrors on backwards on the multi-billion dollar Hubble when it was first launched years ago. Then it took at least a year or better to launch a fix-it shuttle at another multi-billion cost. Yep, dummies appear at all levels of inefficient governments.


32 posted on 04/19/2006 9:01:08 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: dfwgator

Thats Chief Inspector


33 posted on 04/19/2006 9:02:49 AM PDT by SF Republican
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To: inkling
...its cable ripped in stormy waters.

Probably the propeller from the Charles de Gaulle severed the cable as it sank to the ocean floor.

34 posted on 04/19/2006 9:03:14 AM PDT by Plutarch
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I wouldn't be too hard on the French for this. The US Navy has had multimillion dollar aircraft roll off elevator platforms when cables weren't correctly used. Ouch.


35 posted on 04/19/2006 9:03:53 AM PDT by vollmond (Careful with that axe, Eugene!)
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To: inkling
FS De Grasse D612 (Note: Actual Ship supplied may not have all accessories shown in illustration)


36 posted on 04/19/2006 9:05:10 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist)
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To: lilylangtree

They didn't put the mirrors on backwards. they ground the lens for the wrong focal length (think down, not up).


37 posted on 04/19/2006 9:06:47 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Ingtar

LOL!


38 posted on 04/19/2006 9:07:27 AM PDT by Wiz
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To: MNJohnnie
"I mean, what whould the French need a Sonar for?"

To locate the rest of their fleet, perhaps??

Okay, that was too easy...
39 posted on 04/19/2006 9:07:36 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: inkling

Sacre Bleu!


40 posted on 04/19/2006 9:09:15 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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