[rlmorel]

I say:

1.) Make Cheney Sec Def

2.) Make Rice (or Delay VP...:)

3.) Make Rumsfeld WH Press Secretary

4.) Sell tickets to WH Press conferences

5.) Use proceeds of tickets to eliminate national debt

[epluribus_2]

And immediately appoint Sen McCain to be ambassador to New Zealand, or something far away...

[pissant]

I like your thinking!

[blinachka]

4.) Sell tickets to WH Press conferences

5.) Use proceeds of tickets to eliminate national debt

Hehehe!! It would be a sellout every time! Rummy knows how to handle the WH presscorp vultures!!

[Cyber Ninja]

3.) Make Rumsfeld WH Press Secretary

4.) Sell tickets to WH Press conferences

How about Hugh Hewitt with play by play

and John Madden with color....BAMM.....WHAP.....BOOM....

[Kenny Bunkport]

Sell tickets to WH Press conferences

Put them on Pay-for-View.