Not really. In NC you can be railroaded by Sheriff BillyBob and any idiot that swears out a false warrant to a magistrate. The laws are really stupid here.
So I read that and asked myself, where is this a-hole from?
I see you are from Northern Calif. and have been here a number of years...cool.
The local custom is, though, we self-critique in a more gentle style! (The truth of the critique is no defense in breech of Southern decorum.)
Just helping you avoid slipping back into those bad old North Calif. ways. [grin]