So I read that and asked myself, where is this a-hole from?
I see you are from Northern Calif. and have been here a number of years...cool.
The local custom is, though, we self-critique in a more gentle style! (The truth of the critique is no defense in breech of Southern decorum.)
Just helping you avoid slipping back into those bad old North Calif. ways. [grin]
I know someone who was falsely accused by someone and all the accuser had to do was file a complaint with a local magistrate. It took 5 years to get the mess straightened out, and it was a scam by the accuser to get the innocent victim into a civil lawsuit. I think the District Attorney's office is corrupt, as well as some local police. I don't trust ANYONE in law enforcement in NC except for one State Trooper who attended church with me.