Posted on 04/12/2006 7:24:39 AM PDT by memorandum1
#2 "Yes I would!"
Well there's an ANSWER sign in the first one and that's all I need to know.
The Undocumented Immigrants Bill Of Rights:
I. You have the right to cross any fences you want wherever you want. Fences and walls are insulting and racist. You can come and go as you please wherever you want. We welcome you.
II. You have the right to choose any laws you want to violate - just as long as you're non-violent when doing so. Violence is bad. You are good.
III. You have the right to evade taxes. Federal Withholding, FICA and other taxes are only for citizens and legal immigrants to pay, not you. You are valuable enough just being here.
IV. You have the right to "demand" that we change our laws and our language to accomodate you. Remember, we're here to serve you.
V. You have the right to stay here and work odd-jobs whenever you want while others wait for years for the privilege to come here legally - and they even have to pay expensive fees and endure demeaning medical tests to come here. You're not like them. You're better.
VI. You have the right to free medical care, free K-12 education, free college assistance, free food and housing subsidies and many other welfare handouts - all paid for by people who obey the law. All you have to do is cross a fence, don't kill us and we'll take care of you and your family forever.
VII. You have the right to be secure from arrest by local police. Border enforcement stops at our border. If you make it beyond that, you have no need to fear being caught by police. Again, they're here to serve you.
VIII. You have the right to take jobs at wages far below what legal residents are paid. By paying you under the table, employers receive umbrella protection from prosecution and are able to drive average wages down keeping their bottomlines healthy and their Senators well-fed. You are a vital link in that chain. And they all know it.
IX. You have the right to march in our streets and shut down every major city in the country whenever we foolishly decide we want to begin enforcing the rule of law. We need constant reminders that you're above the law. We're sorry.
X. You have the right to citizenship, by virtue of the fact that you have successfully evaded our laws for over two years. You may now legally vote for more welfare handouts. And don't forget who gave you that citizenship in the next election - because that's what it's all about.
Via email ...
April 5 2006
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers..
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and dont enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
with
Send her back. Send her kid back.
The answer to the lady in picture 2...you may take your baby with you, this is not a police state, at least not yet. It will become one if the lady in picture 1 has her way since she's running with the communist crowd and they'd just take your baby from you. After all, Hillary says it takes a village to raise it, you are not qualified.
And if the child is an anchor baby, revoke it's citizenship.
children:the last refuge of scoundrels.
To the second pic;
"Man I am so high right now"
Does she mention anything of the kid having a DAD? Where are the family values in these Immigration Protests. Dad's are abandoning homes in Mexico, does anyone care? What social fall out in the next 15 years when gangs form because Dad was working, abandoned his little tribe. I feel sorry for the gal in the picture, obviously she didn't have a dad...and the father of the child has kind of just abandoned her. Her country obviosuly she left didn't care much to provide opportunies...
Who wrote that, the President?
Answer, I didn't bring you here and I didn't knock you up.!!
Prime example of the anchor baby laws should be changed. In answer to her question: It's up to her. You can leave your baby and go home or take your baby with you.
LOL
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