. Press "1" if you speak English. If you don't press "1," this call will revert to Spanish, which YOU will be forced to learn to speak when this nation becomes Atzlan North* in a short time.
Recommendation: Buy those Spanish language books/tapes NOW, before they disappear from the shelves. If you think THEY are going to learn ENGLISH after they officially take over the Southern and Western USA, think again (they've been here HOW LONG and haven't learned a word of it yet!)!
*or Mecca (Arabic tapes not yet available)
Ay, ay, ay... that's all the Spanish I'm going to learn.