I, too, have more credits from the UW Madistan than I care to claim. :(
Fortunately, the Army saved me and later granted me (and paid for) many, many credits for my military service, so I can now look myself in the mirror each day, LOL! :)
I hear you, my Wisconsin FRiend. One of my girls asked me a few days ago how, after attending UW-Madison and UC-Berkeley, I am a conservative. Maybe it's the BS meter implanted under my skin. :)