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Quest for larger equipment leads him toward jail
Piladelphia Inquirer ^
| 4/5/2006
| John Shiffman
Posted on 04/05/2006 11:10:35 AM PDT by Neville72
A Lancaster County man pleaded guilty to mailing a bomb to a Chicago doctor whom he paid $8,000 to enlarge his penis.
This is the story of how a man's wayward quest to enlarge his penis landed him in federal court yesterday, pleading guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges.
His offense: building a tiny bomb and mailing it to the cosmetic surgeon who had promised - but failed - to deliver big results. He faces a likely prison sentence of four years or more on a charge more commonly used against terrorists than dissatisfied customers.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; patriotact; wmds
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To: Dashing Dasher
Especially if it's played well and operated skillfully.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:29:25 PM PDT
by
najida
(He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
42
posted on
04/05/2006 12:29:51 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Rakkasan1
sounds like his 'weapon of mass destruction' yielded a small payload. And was too short on range. Looks like the police nipped the problem in the end though.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:30:26 PM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Every man must be tempted, sometimes,to hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.)
To: Auntbee
To: najida
Absolutely!
That is the only way to play an organ.
Sometimes, I sing too.
45
posted on
04/05/2006 12:31:42 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: PAR35
JUDGE: "Bailiff! Whack his pee-pee." BAILIFF: "Doctor already done."
46
posted on
04/05/2006 12:33:04 PM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(Noone spoke when the levee done broke, Blanco cried and Nagin lied.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I've been known to howl or even yodel.
47
posted on
04/05/2006 12:33:09 PM PDT
by
najida
(He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
To: Dashing Dasher
To: Junior
Geeze. You rarely hear about this happening to doc's who do breast augmentation. Guy must be nuts!
49
posted on
04/05/2006 12:35:33 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: najida
50
posted on
04/05/2006 12:39:30 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: Dashing Dasher
WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR OVER ALL THE YELLING!!!
51
posted on
04/05/2006 12:41:12 PM PDT
by
rattrap
To: rattrap
It's the noise coming from the large organ.
52
posted on
04/05/2006 12:42:17 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: Neville72
He must face his punishment with his Head held high.
53
posted on
04/05/2006 12:42:20 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yep! That's a big one allrighty.
54
posted on
04/05/2006 12:42:53 PM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Join me! Every night I pray for Global Warming . (And I think it's beginning to work.))
To: Neville72
I thougght the headline was:
Quest for lager equiptment...
Nevermind.
55
posted on
04/05/2006 12:43:20 PM PDT
by
Pilsner
To: Dashing Dasher
*zzzzzzzzzzzip!*
Ok, now I can hear better.
cough
56
posted on
04/05/2006 12:43:26 PM PDT
by
rattrap
To: NaughtiusMaximus
It takes two hands to handle that one.
57
posted on
04/05/2006 12:43:33 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: rattrap
Your ears are in an interesting place.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:43:58 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(You're kind of crazy, but in a very good way. - broham)
To: Dashing Dasher
I can't stand it anymore!
I've got to post it. (Stop me before I post again!)
Do you think when people see that picture (pause). . .
they'll suffer from "pianist" envy?
(Hanging head in shame and wandering off thread.)
59
posted on
04/05/2006 12:45:28 PM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Join me! Every night I pray for Global Warming . (And I think it's beginning to work.))
To: Dashing Dasher
Depends on which head is doing the thinking.
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posted on
04/05/2006 12:46:06 PM PDT
by
rattrap
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