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Ok, which one of you were trying to smuggle an unlicensed MIG-29 from Ukraine into the U.S.?
1 posted on 04/04/2006 6:17:31 PM PDT by Republican Party Reptile
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Weren't me. I'm still waiting for my submachine guns.


2 posted on 04/04/2006 6:21:42 PM PDT by jordan8
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well if it was me it would have had the engine and flight instuments in it. the way it is now its just a pole sitter.


3 posted on 04/04/2006 6:23:31 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE
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So THAT's why the package hasn't arrived from FedEx...


4 posted on 04/04/2006 6:30:20 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT)
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The aircraft did not carry any weapons and had been stripped of its engine and other parts when it was discovered by officials Sunday,...

OK, where the hell are the engines and avionics?! I paid for the engines and the avionics too! Chinese custom agents are a bunch of farking iceholes.

5.56mm

5 posted on 04/04/2006 6:30:50 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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Just one of the many things I ordered with the money I have coming from Nigeria. This was to replace my pink flamingos that get buried under the snow for 7 months a year.

mc :-)
6 posted on 04/04/2006 6:31:20 PM PDT by mcshot (Rusty but trusty or vice versa.)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

Pingaroo


7 posted on 04/04/2006 6:31:23 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT)
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The donation message on this thread makes me think of the latest PHISHING email I get. But of course, it is not PHISHING!

10 posted on 04/04/2006 6:37:53 PM PDT by Buddy B (MSgt Retired-USAF)
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Hey don't look at me, I'm the one who ordered the Armored Vehicles. It's not like I committed a crime.


11 posted on 04/04/2006 6:38:06 PM PDT by Petey139
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To hell with the plane and avionics, I ordered two engines but only received one. What the happened to the other one?
14 posted on 04/04/2006 6:46:48 PM PDT by fso301
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Not me, I ordered a case of Russian MRE's (for when my mother-in-law comes to visit ;)



15 posted on 04/04/2006 6:46:59 PM PDT by DemforBush
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Ok, which one of you were trying to smuggle an unlicensed MIG-29 from Ukraine into the U.S.?

I confess. I was gonna get a fully-loaded Sukhoi-37 but it would have maxed out my Mastercard.

17 posted on 04/04/2006 6:58:52 PM PDT by Heatseeker (Never underestimate the left's tendency to underestimate us.)
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At existing fuel costs??? You must be joking.


19 posted on 04/04/2006 7:14:24 PM PDT by GSlob
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this is bizarre. What private citizen in the US has the money to pay for this, the connections to get it shipped, the technical know-how to reassemble a MiG-29, and the facilities to operate and maintain it?

My best guess is that it was acquired either by a government agency or someone like Larry Ellison.


20 posted on 04/04/2006 7:19:17 PM PDT by stormlead
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Ok, which one of you were trying to smuggle an unlicensed MIG-29 from Ukraine into the U.S.?

I refuse to answer with respect to my rights under the Second Ammendment to the Constitution. Among others. ;-p

24 posted on 04/04/2006 7:47:25 PM PDT by glorgau
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Vodka for my jet planes, whiskey for my men!


25 posted on 04/04/2006 7:51:26 PM PDT by Constantine XIII
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The Directorate of Defense Trade Controls, in the Bureau of
Political-Military Affairs (PM/DDTC), has a 15M Budget to track that stuff, those aircaft should all have EULA's or End User Docs, Like the Mirages Chirac was selling to Saddam during the U.N. embargo. Huh Whut? Really? you say? -Yup....


26 posted on 04/04/2006 8:03:03 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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Shhhheeeeeeshhhhhhh I ordered a Hind!

Can't they get anything right.


30 posted on 04/04/2006 8:25:42 PM PDT by usmcobra (Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
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Seek and you shall find: http://www.moscowaircraft.com/aircraft-sales-29.htm


31 posted on 04/04/2006 8:30:26 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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The things you can get on eBay nowdays < /astonishment


35 posted on 04/04/2006 9:05:09 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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