Liberals Would Let Dogs Vote

HUMAN EVENTS ^ | Apr 04, 2006 | Terrence Scanlon

[Rick_Michael]

Personally, I sometimes think it would be better if only homeowners could vote.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Let's think about that for a moment. You do realized that this would mean that most of the military couldn't vote don't you?

[neverdem]

You can't make this crap up!

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[Brian Allen]

<< Liberals Would Let Dogs Vote >>

What a silly thing to say.

Liberals DO Let Dogs Vote.

[Brian Allen]

<< Personally, I sometimes think it would be better if only homeowners could vote. >>

Most certainly those who have no assets and/or have ever received and/or presently receive any kind of handout whatsoever from any government should be excluded from voting. [Themselves rewards from others wealth]

That would of course mean that most of our [Tarrifs-supported] manufacturers should and would be excluded.

As, to a man, would America's new welfare rich: the American "farmer."

[neverdem]

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[Lokibob]

My dog Crystal really resents the fact she can not vote.

I'm positive she would vote the straight conservative ticket, since, once, she ate the left wing off a dead bird.


She does, however, take handouts, mostly from me, not the Government.

She is a member of the working class, prewashing my dishes before they go into the dishwasher.

I asked her once how she felt about the way things were going today. She responded with "ROUGH".

When asked how high the price of dog food was going to be, the answer was "ROOF".

[Robert A Cook PE]

What a silly thing to say.

Liberals DO Let Dogs Vote.

Now, now. Lettuce not be trite.

If liberal DID let hard-working, loyal, enthusiastic DOGS vote, there would be many fewer dumb liberals elected.

Now, the proportion of self-absorbed, me-first, give me my handouts CAT voters is yet to be determined.

[okiecon]

Coservatives need to get serious about this issue. It could cost a house seat, a senate race, or even the presidency. Most Americans would agree that you should need to show ID to vote. Heck, I have you have to show ID to buy beer.

Liberals will got nuts, voter fraud becomes an issue, it would be a real expose.

Win, win for conservatives. Some brave senator needs to take this kind of stuff on.

[Las Vegas Dave]

I would let my *cat vote if he could, he is now a conservative. He was a democrat, for the first week of his life until he "opened his eyes"! (Tell my wife that frequently.) < /humor >

(*Note we are dog lovers too.)

[Hardastarboard]

Reminds me of the old Warner Bros. cartoon I saw once that showed a talking dog and his manager demonstrating his talent to a producer. The third question was "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth".

The next scene showed them on their rears in the street, with the dog speculating "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"

Padda pum tsh!

[loboinok]

"Heck, I have you have to show ID to buy beer."

LOL... How many times did you have to show that ID today? ;)

[FreedomPoster]

Sometimes?

That's how it worked, when we were a new country. Only people with a real stake in the system, landowners, could vote.

I'd settle for positive net taxes paid.

[Savage Beast]

I think quite a few dogs have voted Democrat--along with the dear departed.

[Thom Pain]

Could dogs do any worse than Kennedy? McKinney?

[gakrak]

That's a tough one. I do however believe that only home owners should be allowed to vote on property taxes and school taxes. Amen.

[goldstategop]

My cat would be a better politician than the current lot.... there's no law against an animal being allowed to hold public office.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[chimera]

But the Washington race wasn't only close -- it was fishy.

Not just fishy, it was downright criminal. How many times did King Co. "just happen" to "find" so-called "lost" ballots that somehow "just happened" to have been overlooked in earlier tabulations? At least a half-dozen times, maybe ten or twelve separate times. Yet the lousy 'Rats have absolutely no problem with that (because the 'Rat "won"). And how wonderfully fortuitous and convenient it was that a rabid 'Rat activist "just happened to notice" that his name was one on a long list of other 'Rat voters who somehow were not "credited" with voting the first time around, and had to have their ballots "resurrected" (supposedly rejected "by mistake") in the initial tabulation. How wonderful that all was. And the illegitimate governor of "say WA" (that's their new state marketing slogan, believe it or not!) Fraudoire (Gregoire) has the nerve to say that their election was a "model of democracy". More like a model of how to cheat your way into office. The lousy, lying 'Rat scum...

[Fintan]

ACORN pays its employees by the number of voters they register.

 

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