[Lokibob]

My dog Crystal really resents the fact she can not vote.

I'm positive she would vote the straight conservative ticket, since, once, she ate the left wing off a dead bird.


She does, however, take handouts, mostly from me, not the Government.

She is a member of the working class, prewashing my dishes before they go into the dishwasher.

I asked her once how she felt about the way things were going today. She responded with "ROUGH".

When asked how high the price of dog food was going to be, the answer was "ROOF".

[Hardastarboard]

Reminds me of the old Warner Bros. cartoon I saw once that showed a talking dog and his manager demonstrating his talent to a producer. The third question was "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth".

The next scene showed them on their rears in the street, with the dog speculating "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"

Padda pum tsh!