3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations

www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. "It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law." Sheriff's investigators said Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60, admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine, officials said. The suspects, all residents of the house in Haywood County, in western North Carolina, where the surgeries were allegedly performed, were arrested Thursday. They were being held

[RichInOC]

The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.

[Kozak]

EZ Off Castrator

[RightOnline]

Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....


Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.

[dighton]

Can tomorrow come soon enough?

No one would dare invent such lunacy for April Fools.

[M. Dodge Thomas]

Legitimate medical procedure, in some cases. But..

"It is important to be realistic about your expectations of a testicular implant. There may be some scarring and it may not to be possible to exactly match the implant with your other testicle. Your consultant will discuss these aspects with you prior to your operation."

http://www.bupahospitals.co.uk/asp/cosmetic/men/body_reshaping/testicular_implants.asp

[TheSpottedOwl]

Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?

[Sax]

This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."

Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

To much information!!!

[boomop1]

This puts me at ease. shaking my head.

[harpu]

"Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators."

BUT, soon after the surgery began, it was discovered their 'bags' were empty!

[Tijeras_Slim]

If you used these, they everybody would know when you were coming.

[johnny7]

LOL!

HBO is developing a pilot based on our GOP Senators... 'The Castrati's'

[brwnsuga]

They had second thoughts?

[tet68]

I had a testical removed in '70' when I had cancer.
There was some talk of a replacement, but I told them
if I can't take it out and hide stuff in it, what's the point!

[Ditter]

>>"This is just plain nuts.">>

No, not any more.

[itsinthebag]

I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!

[dighton]

Well with a name like that . . .

[vox humana]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

At last, the cause of RINO syndrome is discovered.

[itsinthebag]

Well with a name like that . . .

That's what I mean! Too funny!