But Dianna is "Malcom J". How do you suppose they figure that?
OMG! Your Mom put an EXTRA "n" in your name?
You're doomed, Sistah. Dooooomed! Doomed to a life of unemployment and shattered dreams and probably drug dealing, LOL! :)
Dad wanted to name me "Rose" and my sister "Magnolia." Our Maiden Name was "Bush." (No relation.) Luckily mom came out of her birthing stupor long enough to stop him. Proving you can be a boring, middle-class white guy and still want to give your kids stupid names. ;)