If your first and middle name is "John Wayne" you are destined to be a serial killer at worst and a drugstore cowboy at best. Remember, the real John Wayne was named Marion Michael.
If your name is Bruce or Lance, you are destined to shop at Pottery Barn and vacation in Mykonos.
LOL! Weirdly enough, I swear that every "Bruce" I have ever known has been gay. My apologies to any Bruces who may not be, but I've always wondered why there seemed to be such a strong correlation...