Posted on 03/29/2006 8:06:21 AM PST by Trueblackman
Democratic Leaders have vowed that they will secure America ,if they are allowed to take back the House and Senate.
DNC Chair Howard "Screaming" Dean vowed that if Democrats were successful in taking back the House and Senate, they would open investigation into the Bush/Cheney White House.
The Washington Sewer reported that Dean has stated that Congressional Democrats will blame Bush/Cheney for not securing our borders from an invasion of Canadian Bigfoots and UFO's.
Senator John Kerry also chimed in that we(Democrats)will not allow the Aliens from Qo'noS to run 6 America ports and he has a plan that would safeguard American Ports on his website.
Senator Harry Reid stated he will offered a resoultion condemning President Bush for using Black Helicopters to spy on incoming calls from Al-Qeade Members overseas to possible America Sleeper Cells, Reid stated that Democrats were concerned that the Al-Qeade Members rights may have been violated and those resources could have been better spend on spying on websites of Conservative Americans.
Nancy Pelosi took Bush to task as the New York Slimepit reported. Rep Pelosi blamed Bush out right for not securing the Milky Way from terrorism, alien invasion and black holes. "This President is dangerously incompetent, my God, we have bigfoots roaming the countryside, comets entering our Solar System at will, blackholes out there stalking us and what does this President do, he invades Iraq!"
Democrats all agree that Democratic Majorities in the House and Senate will not only secure America, but our ports and the Milky Way.
Democrats unleashed their secret weapon yesterday, Rep McKinney gave noticed that Democrats will use all their power in the hand to secure the nation.
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