If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with,
"It is a cultural U.S.A.thing.
You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong.
Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,
or proudly display it in your front window
or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public
and insist that your children do likewise
Demand classes on American culture
in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license.
This will afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance
and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement
teach English to all its officers.
Good luck!
You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead.
Because it will never happen.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country
in the world except right here in
the United States, Land of the naive and stupid,
idiotic politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq
welcome to the modern replay of the decline and fall of the later western roman empire.
BTTT
I have read stories of Americans needing emergency medical care in Mexico. The hospitals demand full payment and if your credit card is maxed out, there are instances of keeping the people there until it is paid in full!
Can you picture our emergency rooms if we tried that?
Thanks for the ping Tonkin.