Posted on 03/28/2006 5:10:52 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
John Kerrys list of travel demands makes Dick Cheney "look like a travelin rube, according to the Smoking Gun, an online site that has obtained both the vice presidents and Senator Kerrys lists of demands.
Kerrys demand list was compiled during the 2004 presidential campaign and circulated by the would-be presidents advance team to prepare hotels for a Kerry visit.
The documents reveal that Kerry "hates celery, and instructs, "NEVER order Tomato based products OR sandwiches [sic]. Thus, ketchup, the condiment that made Mrs. Heinz Kerrys previous husband enormously wealthy, is out of the question.
Kerry does like fruits especially bananas, apples, oranges and grapes.
If hes going to have bottled water, and hotels are instructed that "bottled water must be everyplace that JK is, he prefers Poland Spring. "No Evian, hotels are instructed.
And dont dare give him a "regular old stationery bike." "JK, as the documents refer to him, "would prefer a recumbent bike these days.
As for his hotel room, accommodators are told, "The phone and the ability to order movies in-suite should always be turned on and ready to go for JKs arrival.
"I know this may seem trivial, the primer continues, "but these things make JK very happy.
Sounds mighty good to me!
"A rube, which comes from "Rhubarb", refers to somebody new to something (usually the big city), usually referring to someone from the countryside or hicks."
Thats what the Wallet Inspector called me after he took my wallet in for repairs.
What's a "tomato based sandwich"? Or does the guy just not eat sandwiches? Who doesn't eat sandwiches, for cryin' out loud?
Some of the rest stops have automatic sprinkler systems (Cali, for example)- sleep on the lawns and save that $25. shower bill (btw, motels aren't $25. any more- at least not motels with showers).
"John Kerry is nothing more than a high maintenance trophy husband."
What contest in hell did Teresa win?
I don't think so. Well at least not according to this dictionary definition:
rube [ roob ] (plural rubes)
noun
Definitions:
an offensive term for somebody who is regarded as naive or unsophisticated, especially somebody from a rural area who is not used to city ways ( slang )
[Late 19th century. Shortening of the forename Reuben]
Just like you can only be a 'rookie' for one year, I don't think one can stay a 'rube' for very long.
Don't know, but it appears that part of it is bent.
Wait, that's Clintoon's schtick.
Part of the bike must have been in Cambodia.
LOL!
Don't know, but it appears that part of it is bent.
Wait, that's Clintoon's schtick.
Part of the bike must have been in Cambodia.
The undoctored photo has no bunny ears, and Rush Limbaugh said " ... he looked like Woody Allen dressed up in the sperm suit in the movie 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex ...'"
Yes:but Kerry's is an excercise bike, not a real one.
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I still can't get GlenMorangie, neat, ice on the side, please, delivered to my room at Motel Six. But at least the lights are on.
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Wrong-O!
Glenn Morangie is the night clerk at the Needles Motel 6. Shall I book you two love birds a suite?
Primadonna
I wouldn't do her either...oh, you meant the condiment!
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