[starfish923]

Bwahaha!

This is just way over the top.

Poor camels....but it would've brought PETA into the war effort. That would have been almost worth it. Nekked bimbos campaigning against camel abuse.

[Northern Yankee]

Can you imagine those camels trying to outrun an A-10 Warthog?

[Frank_N_Sense]

PETA, help save the camels.

[pax_et_bonum]

Camels of Mass Destruction ping

[perfect_rovian_storm]

[eyespysomething]

Do you have a link?

[xcamel]

dupe: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1603184/posts

[SandRat]

Well the Surgeon General did want warning labels put all packs of Camels.

[jmq]

This post needs more CAMEL_TOE!!!!!!!

[Recovering Hermit]

...directing them towards invading forces.

If camels are anything like horses, this ain't gonna happen.

Can camels fetch?

[roaddog727]

Camels of mass destruction.......

What next.

[small voice in the wilderness]

"Look Bob. Here comes a camel with 3 humps. Never seen one of those before"
"...3..humps....RUN!!!!"

[Samwise]

OK. Maybe Bill Clinton really did know what he was doing when he launched that $2 million missile to hit that camel in the butt.

[6SJ7]

Translated CMD (Camel of Mass Destruction) Document.

Praise be to Allah, and so forth and so on.

Summary of CMD testing to date:

• Test 1: Attempt to insert IED in camel posterior resulted in camel propelling Man #1 thru brick wall when camel showed protest to experiment.
• Test 2: IED attached with stout rope to belly of camel by Man #2. Fuse lit. Stick applied to behind of camel in attempt to direct camel toward target. Camel bites Man #2. Camel explodes.
• Test 3: IED attached with duct tape to belly of camel by Man #3. Inadvertent entanglement with duct tape and hand of Man #3. Camel drags Man #3 142 meters and then explodes.
• Test 4: Man #4 carrying IED in his teeth attempts to saddle up camel. Trips. Boom.
• Test 5: Being without additional camels, Man #5 is employed as stand-in for camel by Man #6. A fight ensues over who gets to be the camel. Boom.

Further testing is required for the CMD program, but additional test camels must be obtained , Allah be willing. The day was not a total loss, however. A bountiful camel roast was had by Man #7 ~ #10.

[skandalon]

Saddam used camels in the gulf war also
http://www.abadan.net/joke/sound/iraq.gif

[TET1968]

If you go back into the Free Republic image archives, during the invasion period, you are going to find a photo depicting two Iraqi soldiers prodding a missle carrying donkey.
I think someone captioned the image "Iraqi Mobile missle launcher"

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

He was going to make everybody smoke cigarettes?

[Shots]

I have just registered and this is my first post so please bear with me.

Can anyone tell me who did the actual translation of this document and can you tell me if and when it will be posted.

Also if possible can I get a general history on the individual (not in depth just a general idea will do) as to his/her skills in translating.

If it is not in this actual forum is there a link to where it will be posted the actual translation of the whole 30 odd pages is what I am talking about.

It is nice to see that several individuals are taking up there free time to get to the whole truth and it is greatly appreciated that is why I ask.

As for why I am asking is because there seem to be other doubting thomas's out there who are alleging you have no credentials or skills. Not that I believe them mind you I am just mentioning it so you can see where I am coming from. Thanks again for your help and I am looking forward to any new translations any from this forum may do as I feel the real truth has to be known and without you it may never be known. Heck we all know there are perhaps 2 million documents and this will not be an easy task for just one small group let alone the hundreds that may now have started doing what you are. Regards; If I made any board errors just smack me along side my head and tell me what I did wrong and be rest assured I will correct my ways immediately.