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LUNCHTIME BARFER ALERT!
1 posted on 03/24/2006 9:50:11 AM PST by oxcart
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LUNCHTIME BARFER ALERT!

Pancakes aren't just for breakfast anymore

2 posted on 03/24/2006 9:51:33 AM PST by socal_parrot (Pass)
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Cue Nelson from the Simpsons...


3 posted on 03/24/2006 9:51:44 AM PST by L98Fiero (I'm worth a million in prizes.)
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For breakfast go to IHOP and order the Rachel Corrie special.


4 posted on 03/24/2006 9:52:35 AM PST by SeanOGuano
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Suing the Bulldozer maker? Liberal morons!


Seems like it was functioning just fine to me.


5 posted on 03/24/2006 9:52:36 AM PST by trubluolyguy (Islam is a Cult of Death that has been infiltrated by a few non-violent believers.)
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Ah, the Sheehan method of cashing in on your dead adult children.


6 posted on 03/24/2006 9:52:56 AM PST by AmishDude (Amishdude, servant of the dark lord Xenu.)
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I thought it was only SUVs that ran amok.


7 posted on 03/24/2006 9:52:57 AM PST by kabar
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In the old days, a suspected witch was thrown into a pond. If she floated, she had magickal powers and would be killed. If she sank, she would be innocent (though drowned).

I suggest we test these bulldozers by having Rachel's parents lie down in front of them. If they end up flattened, then I would agree that they may have a point.

8 posted on 03/24/2006 9:54:00 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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This is a joke, right?


9 posted on 03/24/2006 9:54:08 AM PST by colorcountry (Some folks wear their halos much too tight)
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10 posted on 03/24/2006 9:55:12 AM PST by Pokey78 (‘FREE [INSERT YOUR FETID TOTALITARIAN BASKET-CASE HERE]’)
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11 posted on 03/24/2006 9:55:22 AM PST by Sloth (Archaeologists test for intelligent design all the time.)
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Right. Wrong constitutional standard, namely the courts have no power to dictate U.S. foreign policy. /sarc

Ruling here. I didn't bother to read it in its entirety, it's fairly comprehensive.

12 posted on 03/24/2006 9:55:36 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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How about suing the liberal Marxist professors who indoctrinated their daughter?


14 posted on 03/24/2006 9:55:43 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (You know a liberal has lost the argument when he calls you a Nazi.)
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Dopey mom - bring suit against the Israeli who drove it - not CAT. Then have it thrown out of Israeli court too.

Dope.


17 posted on 03/24/2006 9:58:32 AM PST by roaddog727 (P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
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The judge "ignored the facts"? The facts are pretty clear to most people. CAT vs. skinny, dumb person is no contest.


18 posted on 03/24/2006 9:58:55 AM PST by caisson71
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Caterpillar should counter sue the parents. They raised the moron who got blood all over their pretty machine.


19 posted on 03/24/2006 10:00:28 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Maybe this will provide the first documented Miracle from St. Rachel The Flattened...


24 posted on 03/24/2006 10:09:11 AM PST by Bean Counter ("Stout Hearts!")
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All these American girls who like to hang out with terrorists refuse to accept responsility for their actions. There is another terrorist-loving American jailed in Peru, IIRC.

Even sadder is the fact that the apple did not fall too far from the tree.

25 posted on 03/24/2006 10:11:06 AM PST by george wythe
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ROTFLMAO.


27 posted on 03/24/2006 10:11:46 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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They're suing the wrong people!!

I suggest they sue whatever backwater "college" she supposedly attended for not teaching her to get the heck out of the way of heavy equipment coming in her direction. Of course, the college could just say they help ignorance, not innate stupidity.

Or - and this just might work - they could sue themselves for negligent parenting and hope to settle with their homeowners' policy.

If they lose, will they be "flat" broke?


31 posted on 03/24/2006 10:21:39 AM PST by GadareneDemoniac
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"When bulldozers are outlawed, only outlaws will... ah... never mind..."


32 posted on 03/24/2006 10:22:37 AM PST by pabianice
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