Posted on 03/21/2006 6:19:13 PM PST by GodBlessUSA
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Tomkow, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Tomkow, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Tomkow supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Tomkow, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Tomkow looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Tomkow wandered over to the bar where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
Tomkow was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Morning, E.G.C.!
Morning, Beachy!
Morning, T!
Morning, GBUSA! This thread is really going to the dogs........
Hi Beachn4fun
Thanks! Keep working on your dog. You can still train Jackson. :) I trained Audie a lot. She can sit, stay and come. GeeBeejr.
Morning? What's this "morning" of which you speak? It's still night time for me...and will remain last night, until I manage to find my pillow, which may not be until tonight, or tomorrow :)
Hugs!! Hope you and yours are well!
T
Happy Birthday
TXRADIOGUY!!!
Happy Birthday
LUV W!!!
One of our "divas"????
Those of you who are interested (except for tomkow, who never listens to me anyhow -- or anybody else, for that matter), my newest "Chronic Illness Realities" comic strip is at:
http://www.chronic-illness.org/comic/cell_phone_emergency_contact_device.html
Good morning everyone!
Thank you to our wonderful military for everything you do!
I'm more of a cat person, but I still have a soft spot for dogs, especially puppies. They can be the most amusing creatures :) In this cold weather I've been seeing more and more dogs with their sweaters and coats on. Some of those poor animals just look so embaressed, lol.
Oh hey its breakfast time! Our Building management team is providing breakfast for all the tenants today. Come to work and get free breakfast...I can live that, hehe.
Have a good one ya'll! : )
Some one's celebrating a birthday today.
Why, look! It's Luvy.........HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUVY Here's something I know you've always wanted for your birthday
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Have a wonderful day EHC. I'd love to have my dog and a cat. It's a bummer, I'm allergic to cats. :)
Good morning Beachy! I'm with you; I'm ready for real Spring, lol. Like you I found Ice on my car this morning, but it was accompanied by a very decent dusting of snow!!! I think mother nature is a bit confused as to what season it is, lol.
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