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Hillary Furious After Ag Department Mistakes Her for Mad Cow
ChronWatch ^
| 3/20/06
| Jeremy Robb
Posted on 03/20/2006 1:39:22 PM PST by LibWhacker
WASHINGTON, DC --- The Department of Agriculture was forced to backtrack on comments made to their Japanese counterpart about a possible new case of made cow disease after it was discovered the suspected animal was only Hillary Clinton. Senator Clinton was hopping mad over the mistake.
"I don't know what to say," said Agriculture Secretary Mike Johanns. "I was told by our experts in the field that they were quite sure they found another case of mad cow disease. I was only communicating what I was told. When I asked to inspect the animal, I got a little suspicious when told it was roaming the floor of the senate in DC and would be rounded up shortly. They backed the poor senator into a corner with cattle prods before I was able to intervene, but she's doing okay."
About the Writer: Jeremy Robb is a San Francisco resident and satirist who notes that he is on a "one man's jihad against liberalism." He is the editor of the "Jerhad!com Newsletter" and his website is at http://www.jerhad.com. Jeremy receives e-mail at jeremy@jerhad.com.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cow; furious; hillary; humor; mad
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To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker
Truth hurts...
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:42:54 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Echo Talon
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:43:23 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Echo Talon
The Cankles gave her away.
5
posted on
03/20/2006 1:43:28 PM PST
by
MadeInAmerica
( - Tested in the Middle East)
To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker
The only cow that gives sour milk.
7
posted on
03/20/2006 1:44:29 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(No respect for conservatives? That's free speech. No respect for liberals? That's hate speech.)
To: Echo Talon
Now THAT IS in Bad Taste!
To: MadeInAmerica
LOL the cankles huh?
I thought it was the fact that she's a female dog.
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:44:54 PM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: LibWhacker
A socialist, communist loving mad cow at that!
10
posted on
03/20/2006 1:45:04 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Indy Pendance
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:45:13 PM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: LibWhacker
Upon further examination it wasn't a mad cow, just an irritable b****.
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:45:17 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The tree of liberty is getting awfully parched.)
To: LibWhacker
Don't be so quick to dismiss this - Isn't that the brain-wasting disease ?
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:45:32 PM PST
by
RS
("I took the drugs because I liked them and I found excuses to take them, so I'm not weaseling.")
To: LibWhacker
To: Indy Pendance
Nope, not touching that even with an electric milking machine.
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:46:14 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The tree of liberty is getting awfully parched.)
To: Indy Pendance
Heads on the wrong end. :-)
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:46:20 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
To: ConservativeMan55
This story was made for that picture!
To: Indy Pendance
To: Echo Talon
I don't think it was a mistake. Has anyone actually tested her?????
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:47:39 PM PST
by
Unkosified
(Patiently waiting for Ted Kennedy's manslaughter trial for 36 years now.)
To: LibWhacker
Ahhhhhh.....the Bovine Beast
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posted on
03/20/2006 1:48:09 PM PST
by
Kimmers
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