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Hillary Furious After Ag Department Mistakes Her for Mad Cow
ChronWatch ^ | 3/20/06 | Jeremy Robb

Posted on 03/20/2006 1:39:22 PM PST by LibWhacker

WASHINGTON, DC --- The Department of Agriculture was forced to backtrack on comments made to their Japanese counterpart about a possible new case of made cow disease after it was discovered the suspected animal was only Hillary Clinton. Senator Clinton was hopping mad over the mistake.

"I don't know what to say," said Agriculture Secretary Mike Johanns. "I was told by our experts in the field that they were quite sure they found another case of mad cow disease. I was only communicating what I was told. When I asked to inspect the animal, I got a little suspicious when told it was roaming the floor of the senate in DC and would be rounded up shortly. They backed the poor senator into a corner with cattle prods before I was able to intervene, but she's doing okay."

About the Writer: Jeremy Robb is a San Francisco resident and satirist who notes that he is on a "one man's jihad against liberalism." He is the editor of the "Jerhad!com Newsletter" and his website is at http://www.jerhad.com. Jeremy receives e-mail at jeremy@jerhad.com.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cow; furious; hillary; humor; mad
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To: jazusamo

Beat me by less than a minute.


21 posted on 03/20/2006 1:49:35 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat

You know the great minds thing. :-)


22 posted on 03/20/2006 1:51:48 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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To: LibWhacker
Actually, it's the mad cows who should be offended for being mistaken for sinator hillary!
23 posted on 03/20/2006 1:53:02 PM PST by mombonn (¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: mombonn

No it's all cows who should be offended that the beast could be mistaken for a bovine.


24 posted on 03/20/2006 1:58:59 PM PST by OklaRancher
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To: BenLurkin; MadeInAmerica

LOL


25 posted on 03/20/2006 1:59:17 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: LibWhacker

Furthermore I know cows..some of best friends are cows...Hillary Clinton is no cow......


Cows can be trusted but never ever turn your back on the beast......


26 posted on 03/20/2006 2:12:44 PM PST by OklaRancher
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To: OklaRancher

LOL, I stand corrected!


27 posted on 03/20/2006 2:15:21 PM PST by mombonn (¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: LibWhacker
She's had a calf, I think technically that makes her a sow.
28 posted on 03/20/2006 2:27:24 PM PST by StAnDeliver
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To: Indy Pendance
Click below for audio:


29 posted on 03/20/2006 2:42:30 PM PST by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: LibWhacker

They can make fun of George W. Bush all they want but if hilllereeeee ever made it to the white house they would be relentless.


30 posted on 03/20/2006 3:13:35 PM PST by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than we will ever know. Thanks, Rush!)
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To: LibWhacker

They can make fun of George W. Bush all they want but if hilllereeeee ever made it to the white house they would be relentless.


31 posted on 03/20/2006 3:14:07 PM PST by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than we will ever know. Thanks, Rush!)
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To: LibWhacker

32 posted on 03/21/2006 5:11:48 AM PST by memorandum1
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