[voletti]

'Unimaginable', eh? Guess they don't have much of an imagination then.

[Signalman]

blah blah blah...blah blah.

[sarasota]

How do you stop a steady stream of suicide bombers?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"With the arrival of the warm weather, we will make the ground so hot for the invaders it will be unimaginable for them," Omar said in his message, read by Taliban spokesman Mohammad Hanif..."

Baghdad Bob's got a new gig! ;)

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

All the bad guys are in Iran.......

It's a Muslim rave party.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/rave.html

[M Kehoe]

Zzzzzz.

5.56mm

[Fighting Irish]

"Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar vowed a ferocious offensive against U.S.-led forces in Afghanistan, saying on Thursday they would soon face unimaginable violence."

Ehhhh....blow it out your cornhole! Bring it on....

[t2buckeye]

Not that Afghanistan is totally safe (but, let's face it....Philadelphia and other cities have had more murders than what's mentioned here)...this is the same crew that vowed "unimaginable" attacks during every election held in Afghanistan ..and failed to deliver their threats thanks to our wonderful troops and the AFghan government.

[AmishDude]

Oh, I thought it was the kid who was accepted at Yale, talking about New Haven.

[Aquinasfan]

I think we should admit this guy to Yale.

[Kozak]

Time to bomb the crap out of Waziristan, whether the Paki's like it or not. They sure don't have a hand on it. Didn't we learn anything inm vietnam about giving the enemy a safe haven?

[printhead]

Afghanistans' traditional fighting season begins. So it's tradition that the TROP has a fighting season. What do they do the rest of the year? Tend to their poppies?

[Cannoneer No. 4]

ping

[CaptRon]

I am getting reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally tired of all this
Ay-rab bluster.

[OB1kNOb]

NTSA ?! He's promised this how many times now?

[Netheron]

Hey, towelhead. We have H-bombs. We've got a lot more than you could ever imagine.

[Eastbound]

" . . . a stream of young Afghans were volunteering for suicide missions, . . . "

What a horrible religion it must be to make its slaves want to kill themselves as their only means to escape from it.

[adgirl]

Have you seen the following? Apparently, some of our service men and woman have been wearing some politically insensitive t-shirts on our bases in the Middle East. According to this e-mail the hammer is coming down.

All commanders promulgate upon receipt.
 2.The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: 

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] 

"Shrine Busters" [Various. how burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] 

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] 

 
"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more". [Both English and Arabic versions] 


"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs] 

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people". [Both Arabic and English versions] 


"Pork. The other white meat". [Arabic version] 

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] 

 3.The above tee shirts will be removed from base exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

 4.The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: 


"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." 

 

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?" 

 5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.


I think they are very funny, and in light of the latest Taliban threats should be standard issue equipment ; )

[xp38]

The Taliban Song by Toby Keith

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want,
You got my permission.

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"

[blam]

"Taliban chief vows "unimaginable" violence"

All in the name of the religion of peace.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Bring it on you pig F@(%er