I know this isn't exactly cutting-edge news - but I thought for humor value (and trust me, there's no lack of it on FR), I thought I'd post this story anyways.
Comments or opinions - anyone?
1 posted on
03/15/2006 6:42:41 AM PST by
MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve
"Any of you homos mess with my stuff....and I'll kill ya!"
To: MplsSteve
File this under "dishes it out but can't take it", I guess...
To: MplsSteve
"I didn't start it, it was just a case of preemptive revenge!" Mom never understood that excuse either...
4 posted on
03/15/2006 6:47:18 AM PST by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
To: MplsSteve
Someone needs to switch to decaf.
To: MplsSteve
His hand in warm water while he was sleeping would have been sufficient.
7 posted on
03/15/2006 6:54:34 AM PST by
fizziwig
(Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
To: MplsSteve
Maybe the rifle wasn't loaded. If so, would that qualify as a prank as well?
To: MplsSteve
Maassen, of 1607 Market St., was charged Monday with second-degree recklessly en-dangering safety while armed. He is on probation for carrying a concealed .25 caliber handgun and is on a diversion agreement for conspiracy to deliver marijuana, according to the complaint.
Sounds like a wanna be tough guy with guns and dope and whatever.
12 posted on
03/15/2006 7:02:45 AM PST by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done, needs to be done by the government.)
To: MplsSteve
Payback always escalates. Thats the point isnt it?
Otherwise why the old saying "Payback is a Bi*ch?
To: MplsSteve
Years ago, I had a friend who would always nod off at parties.
One time, we decided to set the fringe of his jeans on fire to see what he would do.
He woke just as the flames threatened to engulf the below- the-knee section of his Levis. The look on his face as he grasped the fact that he was on fire was priceless.
That was 25 years ago and it still cracks me up. Poor Billy.
16 posted on
03/15/2006 7:15:32 AM PST by
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings............Modesty hides my thighs in her wings......)
To: MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve
Syrup and oats! The work of a madman.
To: MplsSteve
"I hate dates that get drunker than me!"
To: MplsSteve
"then confronted those responsible with a loaded rifle ... threatened to put the muzzle of the gun into the mouth of the man"This is my rifle, this is my gun ...
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