"Any of you homos mess with my stuff....and I'll kill ya!"
Well, you know, this is how things go sometimes. When I was in college, my roommate once passed out after a bit too much to drink, so I played a practical joke on him by drawing a moustache and glasses on him with a marker. After that, he played a trick on me by stealing my towel and robe while I was in the shower - communal showers, you know. So I got my revenge by beating him to death with a tire iron. Perfectly understandable response by this guy, if you ask me - his friends shouldn't have escalated things like that.