Posted on 03/11/2006 9:16:07 AM PST by Signalman
And the winner is... "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp!" The Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences would like to inform the world that this is the best movie song of the year, and you best believe it.
Taking its place beside other best movie songs like "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head," "Moon River," "A Whole New World," and "Fame," the pimp song, performed in the film "Hustle and Flow," is now enshrined forever in movie history.
You ain't knowin'?
Actually, that's the refrain from the song chanted about seven thousand times within the body (no pun intended) of the work.
The basic theme of "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" seems to be that selling women for sex is a competitive industry with no health benefits or paid vacation. That is hard, indeed. Pimping isn't all it's cracked (no pun intended) up to be. The long hours and demanding clientele do take a toll.
As the show business community looked up to the Oscar stage last Sunday, they could not help but be impressed with the lyrics of the best song selection:
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too You pay the right price and they'll both do you, That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin - gotta have my hustle tight Makin' change off these women, Yeah!
Where have you gone, Henry Mancini?
Now, what are we unenlightened, non-showbiz people to think about the best movie song of the year? If you saw the rap group "Three 6 Mafia" perform their classic, you can decide for yourself. But, no question, the Academy voters were sticking it "to the man."
And who's the man? That's us, folks. The people who pay to watch movies. They are sticking it to us.
But why? All we do is enable many foolish people to become wealthy and famous. We buy magazines to read about them, we watch TV programs that kiss their posteriors, and some of us pay ten bucks to see their movies, which are often incomprehensible.
No serious person could think that awarding a song that describes the "pimp life" would play well in Tulsa. So whas up with that, as they say in the hood?
The pinhead apologists for a decaying music industry will trot out the same canard: The pimp song simply reflects street life as it exists today. Okay, fine. If you find that reflection worthwhile, well, that's why you live in America.
In Al Qaeda dominated Northern Pakistan, "Three 6 Mafia" would find themselves beheaded. By the way, it's not easy being a terrorist, either.
The truth is that Hollywood doesn't really like the folks very much. They see us as marginal intellects who couldn't possibly understand the art on display in the pimp song. So they voted for an effort they knew would displease many Americans. This is called "arrogance."
It is hard to believe that any sane person could think "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" is worthy of an artistic award. I know I "ain't knowin'," but I'll submit this thing was written in five minutes on a bar napkin someplace.
However, I will concede that being a pimp is probably more difficult than it appears. But it isn't nearly as difficult as sitting through that best movie song of the year.
"Now, what are we unenlightened, non-showbiz people to think about the best movie song of the year?"
I wonder if Bill O'Reilly really believes he is not in show business.
Yet another example of how Hollywood is woefully out of touch with mainstream America. F 'em...
I wouldn't be surprised if these "musicians" would be hard pressed to write anything in musical notation or English.
I hate it when it uses the words "folks" but I liked
the article. I never pay any attention to the awards but his comparison to winning songs of the past is good and funny.
Have we come a long way!
Actually that should be "fallen" a long way.
I hate it when it uses the words "folks" but I liked
the article. I never pay any attention to the awards but his comparison to winning songs of the past is good and funny.
Have we come a long way!
Actually that should be "fallen" a long way.
LOL. Pimp now joins the list of America's 'intellectual property' that we want to protect in trade deals.
Let me say that I'm not a fan of hip-hop or rap, etc. etc.
But the stuff is wildly popular worldwide. Two years or so I was in an nightclub with an "international" make-up of young people and, I swear, the Asians, Australians, French, Brits and Slavs all knew the lyrics to American hip-hop and the dance moves...
Congratulations Bill, I suspect you spent five more minutes in placing pen to ink than the composer of the Oscar winning tune has ever spent writing music.
"than the composer of the Oscar winning tune"
Tune? There was a tune? Darn, I must have missed it.
Japanese go crazy for hip hop. Especially the obscure, underground Midwestern US type.
BTW, the biggest selling artists are rock and country artists, not (c)rappers. Look it up.
Okay... being that it's the "dominant form of music in America", what key is it usually written in? Is it normally Twelve bars or Eight? 3/4 or 4/4 time? How is it normally arranged, i.e: for what instrument(s)?
Never mind as I know the answers - None of the above. As that crap isn't "music". Freaking jungle drums made from logs by Borneo Head Hunters are closer to "music" than that shit will ever be.
I believe I've reached the age of maturity when the music young people listen to sounds like crap...But they do seem to like it.
A couple of years ago I was shocked when the music -- the protest song played endlessly during the Ukrainian protests -- was a hip-hop song.
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