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Pelosi to Unveil Democrat 'Contract on America'
ScrappleFace ^
| 3/7/06
| Scott Ott
Posted on 03/07/2006 4:57:32 AM PST by pookie18
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posted on
03/07/2006 4:57:36 AM PST
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
Contract on America...
Figures...Rats pick a name that sounds like a "hit"
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:00:29 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(Do you still have sex or are you already playing golf?)
To: stylin19a
oh great...scrapplface....got me again
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:00:51 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(Do you still have sex or are you already playing golf?)
To: stylin19a
Its Scrappleface.
To: pookie18
The Democrat party, which has come under fire from within and without recently for its lack of a cohesive message or platform just eight months out from a national election, will soon unveil a plan intended to emulate the success of the Republicans' 1994 'Contract with America,' according to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. No-brainer: just keep bashing conservatives and "evangelicals" in the media to sway the SHeeple into voting against Republicans.
To: pookie18
The 'Contract on America' says Democrats are progressively leading America onward in a single, inevitable direction."LOL!! Yeah, right off the deep end!
Scott does it again; this is great!
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:02:48 AM PST
by
SuziQ
To: newconhere
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:03:56 AM PST
by
Kaslin
(Wanted: New tagline.)
To: pookie18
"progressive ideals"
Political, economic and cultural Marxism
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:06:12 AM PST
by
Beckwith
(The liberal press has picked sides ... and they have sided with the Islamofascists)
To: stylin19a
the posters ID should have give it away..LOL
sorry pookie
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:09:06 AM PST
by
sure_fine
(*not one to over kill the thought process*)
To: pookie18
Contract on America.
Sounds like revisited Liberal Socialist Wing Nut Utopianism to me!
Same auld shite.
Nothing Newt here, been there done that!
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:12:58 AM PST
by
Candor7
(Into Liberal Flatulence Goes the Hope of the West)
To: pookie18
"how to say what they mean without using traditional, culture-bound words that people understand." Nit sure this can be included is a satire piece. It is 100% factually correct.
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:13:10 AM PST
by
IamConservative
(Who does not trust a man of principle? A man who has none.)
To: stylin19a
Me too.
It's getting harder and harder to tell parody from truth with the Dems . . .
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:13:21 AM PST
by
cvq3842
To: stylin19a
That's a definite... two-in-the-hat!
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:15:09 AM PST
by
johnny7
(“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
To: pookie18
If the Democrats ever tell Americans what they really stand for, they would cease to be a major political party.
To: sure_fine
the posters ID should have give it away..LOL sorry pookie
:-(
;-)
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:23:08 AM PST
by
pookie18
([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
To: pookie18
"The 'Contract on America' says Democrats are progressively leading America onward in a single, inevitable direction." Yup...straight to Hell. Go directly to Hell - do not pass Go, do not collect $200
Scott Ott at ScrappleFace delivers another fine example of stinging parody.
To: pookie18
"With liberty and gayness for all"?
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:30:39 AM PST
by
joe fonebone
(Woodstock defined the current crop of libs, but who cleaned up the mess they left?)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: pookie18
...and brought our progressive ideals to it," said Rep. Pelosi.Let's see now. Progressive ideals.
That would mean a homosexual predator in every classroom, even more taxes upon taxes, a military that would be watered down to Cub Scout status, a misery index that would make most welcome an end to life and a decade or so (it would take that much time to work the populace up to a revolutionary frame of mind) of having to watch, listen and read the ramblings of the gaggle that comprises the socialist-communist-DemocRAT Party!
Republicans, you'd better wake the hell up and start acting like you have a spine!
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:32:50 AM PST
by
FerdieMurphy
(For English, Press One. (Tookie, you won the Pulitzer and Nobel prizes. Oh, too late.))
To: stylin19a
Couldn't agree more... very fitting.
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posted on
03/07/2006 5:38:33 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(If you don't want to be lumped in with those who commit violence in your name, take steps to end it.)
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